From the bottom of my heart I feel we have a better chance finding

[MichaelHarris]

Bigfoot



than WMD's

"Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction."
Dick Cheney August 26, 2002

"If he declares he has none, then we will know that Saddam Hussein is once again misleading the world."
Ari Fleischer December 2, 2002

"We know for a fact that there are weapons there."
Ari Fleischer January 9, 2003

"We know where they are. They are in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad."
Donald Rumsfeld March 30, 2003

But what would really be cool is if we found a chupacabra, that's one bad-ass animal.



Take that you dumb-ass freepers. You voted for him now you live with it. All that war money coulda helped us capture Bigfoot.