Who is the ugliest rock 'n roll performer of all-time?

[brentspeak]

Sorry I don't have any pics to serve as representive examples. I'm still trying to figure out how to do that.

[Wilber_Stool]

1. Joe Cocker.........n/t

[tridim]

2. Iggy Pop

I can't look at old pics of him without feeling queasy. Heroin is horrible stuff.

[brentspeak]

9. I forgot about him.

He is a scary-looking guy.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

10. I nominate him too.

[enigmatic]

3. These Guys!

The Schmenge Brothers:

[tuvor]

6. Will YOU be exchanging socks this year, too?

[brentspeak]

13. SCTV! n/t

[progmom]

4. Gene Simmons is ugly, inside and out.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

14. i concur

[ReadTomPaine]

28. How does anyone spread their legs for this man?

Gene has had sex with more people than any 15 friends you know put together, even if they are sex workers.



He's not as ugly as say, Quentin Tarantino, but he can still make your eyes water.

Catch an old interview with him on Fresh Air with Terri Gross if you want a double barreled dose of Gene's "personality".

"We're not a rock band we're a rock brand"

Sheesh. At least they don't sell Buicks with "Detroit Rock City"

All that said, Klaus Meine should be on the list.

RTP

[Miami Liberal]

55. I despise him

he's also a republican.

[njdemocrat106]

5. Fred Durst

Can't stand the guy, either.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

8. A rich dilletante...

From South Carolina.

[Left Is Write]

7. Ace Frehley.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

11. Hey, I used to work for The Ace!

And he resembles that remark! :D

But he's such a sweety. He really is.

[Left Is Write]

12. So I've heard.

But still....you have to admit....

[ReadTomPaine]

29. Obviously a victim of Dioxin poisoning ala Yushchenko (pic inside)

Yikes!

RTP

[NamVetsWeeLass]

37. That is who my cat is named for.....

Ace is his first name and Mario (for Mario Lemieux) is his middle. Big ole black cat with huge green/yellow eyes. He is an old man now at the age of 12. He rules the house and he knows it.

[devilgrrl]

15. Ronnie James Dio

He's one scary looking dude.

[serryjw]

16. Mick Jagger

There is not an uglier face

[fleabert]

35. my first thought before I saw the choices!

blech.

[Red State Rebel]

62. Saw the Stones exhibit at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

Mick is a little bitty thing. I couldn't believe the size of the clothes he wore!! I've seen bigger 8 year olds.

[City Lights]

17. Keith Richards.

Dead man walking. :puke:

[Miami Liberal]

27. Have to agree with you

although, I think it's pretty cool he'll be playing Johnny Depp's dad in Pirates of the Caribbean 2.

[laheina]

32. OK, I was gonna say Tom Petty

But you win. He certainly didn't age well.

[Miami Liberal]

56. Tom Petty certainly deserves to be on this list.

[laheina]

61. On that, we agree. :) nt

[City Lights]

49. I hadn't heard that.

That will be cool. And a breeze for the make-up artists since Keith's everyday face is interesting as it is. :evilgrin:

[ironflange]

18. Steve Tyler

That mouth. . . yeeeessshhhhhh!

[WCGreen]

38. That where my vote goes as well.....

Although Richie Valens was no looker....

[chuckrocks]

19. great white

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[Elidor]

23. Looks like the male counterpart to Christine McVie

[Elidor]

20. UDO!!!!!!!!!!!

[chuckrocks]

24. you win!

.

[RadicalMom]

40. Oh God! And just before my bedtime too! n/t

[CatBoreal]

21. Ric Ocasik

*shudder*

[arwalden]

22. Joe Cocker, Meatloaf, Ringo Starr

[tyedyeto]

25. For some reason.....Rod Stewart ..........

has always given me the creeps to look at him...... do like some of his music tho.

[chaska]

26. Take a look at these...

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0004840/photogallery-granitz-0

[PittPoliSci]

30. LEMMY!

gag.

like the music

everything else...

well...gag.

[sasquatch]

43. Lemmy: Ugly on the outside, Beutiful on the inside!!

:headbang:

[meisje]

57. You know I'm born to lose.. and gambling is for fools.. and

that's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever!

[maveric]

31. Who's that dude from The Pogues?

That is a form of Rock n Roll,right?

[billyskank]

36. Shane McGowan

[dbt]

42. Hell, yes it's a form!

Even with their tin whistles, accordians and banjos, The Pogues rocked harder than a lot of the pretty boys. And Shane is so ugly that he's beautiful.

That boy hasn't had to buy his own drink for decades now!

:smoke:
dbt
LOVE me some Pogues!

[donheld]

33. Keith Richards gets my vote

on the inside it would be Ted Nugent and Charlie Daniels.

[Radical Activist]

34. But every one of them gets all the women they want

Women are so easily impressed by men who can make pretty sounds on the guitar.

[eyepaddle]

64. Take it from me...

That "guitar" shit only works if you're famous.

Otherwise you are just on your own. (which, I think, is as it should be.)

[Capn Sunshine]

39. Steely Dan

pick your guy

[SidDithers]

41. No Steven Tyler on this list?...

He gets my vote.

Sid

[Tikki]

44. Ugly from the inside.....out. Ted Nugent.

n/t

[Crankie Avalon]

63. Definitely...

He looks absolutely hideous...so ugly he shouldn't be allowed around children; the sight of him might stunt their growth.

And even uglier on the inside.

[Darth_Kitten]

45. Gene Simmons is a rocker?

Now, don't mean to be picky, but Gene was part of a "rock" group? ;)

[Beer Snob-50]

46. lyle lovett

not really rock but close......julia roberts musta been drunk when she married him.

[Left Is Write]

48. But he's got a great voice. I could understand being swayed by that voice

[WoodrowFan]

47. Patti Smith??

I like her music though

[Danmel]

50. Keith Richards or Meatloaf

One is scrawny cachetic ugly and the other is obese, skeevy ugly.

[dolo amber]

51. C'MON!!

Gene Simmons is horrifying, to be sure...but Lemmy, people!! LEMMY!! :scared: :cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

53. He's got beauty marks, too!

:D

[Phillycat]

52. Where the hell is Tom Petty?

[ScreamingMeemie]

59. For some reason I find Tom Petty crazy attractive. And I am not into

that type even. Maybe it's the voice. :hi:

[Phillycat]

60. Oh, he's great, I love his music.

But the looks? Ick. :hi:

He's all yours, babe! I'll take Steven Tyler...

[RUDUing2]

54. Steven Tyler gmv.

[quispquake]

58. Rick Derringer...

I still cringe when I see early "McCoys" videos and they show his teeth...scary!!!

[BurtWorm]

65. Mark E. Smith of the Fall (Warning: Graphic Photo!)

Lovable, inne?

[Runcible Spoon]

67. "nasty hobbitses stole the prescioussssssssss!" nt

[BurtWorm]

69. "How I wrote Plastic Man, how I wrote Plastic Man..."

It's hilarious that the song is called "How I wrote Elastic Man," but he sings it as "Plastic Man" to make fun of fans who fook oop his lyrics.

(Or do I have it the wrong way round?)

[FizzFuzz]

68. HAHAHAHAHAH!!! woa! n/t

[eyepaddle]

66. it's gotta be the

AYYYCCCCEEEE OF SPAYYYYDESS
THE AYYYYCCCCCCEEEEE OF SPAAAAYYYYDDDDEESSS!

Even though I think Lemmy could help himself out by losing those 'chops. But then would he still be Lemmy?

no seriously though, did anybody see Motley Crue guitarist Mick Mars on that VH1 thing? Dear god, he looked like and inbred Klingon.:scared:

[Ron Green]

70. What's interesting to me about this thread is that there's a

differentiation between "outside" and "inside" ugly. And it's obvious that "inside" ugly has a lot to do with the perceived appearance. Some of thoses who got mentioned are really good people with a scary visage. But many otherwise decent-looking people are such assholes that they show up ugly.