The white zone is for immediate loading & unloading of passengers only...

[arwalden]

...there is no stopping in the red zone.

[CatBoreal]

1. What about the Blue Zone???

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. No, the red zone is for loading and unloading

[Lone Pawn]

3. No, the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers

There is no stopping in the white zone.

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. Oh come on, I'm tired of your "red zone" shit.

:D

Still a classic after 25 years.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. You just want me to have an abortion

[Lone Pawn]

6. Its really the only sensible thing to do.

If its done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.

Best movie ever.

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. "Nervous?" "Yes." (pats him on the knee) "First time?"

"No, I've been nervous lots of times"

One of the best lines from that movie, Almost as good as;

"Excuse me Miss, I speak Jive"

[Reverend_Smitty]

8. Its the best because that line comes from...

June Cleaver!!

Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[arwalden]

9. She's lovely! And a darling figure. Supple pouting breasts...firm thighs..

...it's a shame you two don't get along.

[PartyPooper]

10. What about the Yellow Zone?

Does that mean we're supposed to pee?

:think:

[Zomby Woof]

11. What do you make of this, Johnny?

Well, I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...

[arwalden]

12. More Coffee Johnny!

[Zomby Woof]

13. No thanks!

[terrya]

14. "I take my coffee black...like my men"

My favorite line. :-)

[Frozen Hamster]

15. Give me Ham on nine and hold DeMayo

God, I love that movie. The sequel was ok but reused far to many jokes.

[lateo]

16. Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady

got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head! You Know?


Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

[Beer Snob-50]

17. I picked a bad time to give up sniffing glue!

I think that is the line.

[Donkeyboy75]

18. You have clearance, Clarence.

[Frozen Hamster]

19. Roger Rodger

[skygazer]

23. What's our vector, Victor?

[RetroLounge]

20. So Billy, you like Gladiator Movies?

:D

RL

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Looks like the shit's gonna hit the fan!

[matcom]

22. "Your just upset because I wouldn't get the abortion"

[skygazer]

24. Awright, boys, let's get some pictures

<newsmen proceed to pull pictures off the walls>

[Lady Effingbroke]

25. "Okay. Let's see, uh... this is one of my favorites!"

"I've traveled the banks of the river of Jordan
To find where it flows to the sea
I looked in the eyes of the cold and the hungry
And I saw that I was looking at meeeeeee.
And I wanted to know if life had a purpose
And what it all means in the end
In the silence I listened to voices inside me
And they told me again and again.

There is only one river
There is only one sea
And it flows through you
And it flows through me
There is only one people
We are one in the same
We are all one spirit
One naaaaaaaaaaaammmme.
We are the father
We are one.
We are one.
We are one."



Airplane! script HERE!

[Corgigal]

26. Let me check the radar range

ATC'ers open microwave oven. (former ATC'er so you know I would love that)

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Surely, you can't be serious. I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley.

:hi:

[WritersBlock]

28. ... but that's not important right now.

I love that movie.