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[DS1]

I pounced in the morning when the world was begun.
I pounced on the moon and the stars all for fun.
I leaped down from heaven, and I pounced on the earth.
When I pounced my first mouse, I had my birth.

Pounce, pounce, wherever you may be
I am lord of the pounce, said he.
I'll run under feet, wherever you may be.
And I'll leap on you in the pounce, said he.

I pounced on the papyrus of the Egyptians
They wouldn't play so I stole their feather pens
I pounced on the fish caught by James and John
They fed me fish then the pounce went on.

I pounced on the Sabbath, rubbed my head against the lame.
Many people shook their head, said this feline was insane.
I may rest from pouncing, do not think I am gone.
For I just saw a rat, so the pounce goes on.

I and my lady meowed a song across the plain
The birds came down, and we pounced on each of them.
On the bedchamber floor, I laid my carrion.
Then I raced out the door and I pounced again.

I dog jumped down, so I leapt up high.
I have nine lives that will never, never die.
I'll pounce on you though you bark at me
I am the Lord of the Pounce, said he.


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[Bucky]

1. Irish Cat Drinking Songs ?

I thought it was a crude ethnic stereotype to suggest that the Irish drink cats.
I mean, isn't that sort of thing kinda tough on your blender?

[SOteric]

2. *Pounce* you say?

Interesting concept.

[DS1]

5. *pounce*

*pounce* *pounce* *pounce* *pounce* SPAM EGGS *pounce* SPAM SPAM *pounce* *pounce* SPAM SPAM SAUSAGE SPAM *pounce* etc :7

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. You've been reduced to posting cat threads?

My, how the mighty have fallen. :cry:

[DS1]

6. Inebriated Cat Threads, there's a fine but powerful distinction

:beer:

[demnan]

4. And here he is "Lord of the Pounce"

[Wonk]

7. He looks kinda cross eyed. Has he been drinking?