"I felt the presence of Jesus"

[salinen]

"Well, that's nice, but I spoke to him." "That's quaint, Jesus and I had a long conversation" "How interesting, last night Jesus appeared in my bedroom and he asked me to do his will" "Fascinating, I spend all my time in the presence of the lord" "How nice, Jesus told me I have special qualities, and should have an important position in heaven" "Jesus is my Husband"

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. um

Take your meds this morning, Salinen?
:evilgrin:

[alexisfree]

2. can I talk to him too?

[russian33]

3. I-95 in CT has a billboard 'Happy Birthday Jesus!'

brought to you by St. Mary's church, exit 23.

I spit my coffee out laughing when i saw that.

[Bill McBlueState]

4. 'Happy Birthday Jesus!'

k... Several years ago my ex was driving me home from a drunken Christmas party. She liked country music, but not just any country music, the really crappy kind. I had had a *lot* of eggnog and Sam Adams holiday ale, so I wasn't feeling too great. On one of her stupid country Xmas songs, the singer was doing one of those lame spoken segments and said "Well Happy Birthday, Jesus!"

That was enough for me. I grabbed an empty Burger King cup and promptly filled it up with partially digested cookies and fruitcake.

Surprisingly, that's the only time country music has caused me to vomit.

[frictionlessO]

5. a most excellent vomit story, will relay to my friends! thanks!

Im alergic to all country music. break out in hives as soon as I hear the twang of a lapsteel geetar.