Who wants to play Boticelli?

[BurtWorm]

I'm thinking of someone whose name begins with M.

[Lavender Brown]

1. Is it a woman?

[BurtWorm]

3. Can you be more specific?

You're supposed to have someone in mind whose name begins with M when you ask the question. If I can't guess who you have in mind, you get to ask a direct yes or no question.

[Lavender Brown]

4. Oh...

Ok.

[BurtWorm]

9. More rules in post 8.

[Lavender Brown]

15. Are you a Republican mayor of New York?

:P

[BurtWorm]

19. No I'm not Michael Bloomberg

[redqueen]

2. There's a game called Boticelli?

Only Boticelli I know is the artist.

[BurtWorm]

5. The rules are in post 3

[redqueen]

6. Madonna?

[BurtWorm]

8. No! You're supposed to say, "Are you a slutty pop singer?"

Then I say, "No, I'm not Madonna." If I can't answer, you get to ask me a direct yes-or-no, 20 questions style question. Incidentally, if I answer with the wrong person, it's accepted if he or she matches the question and has the same initial, then you say, "I'm thinking of ANOTHER slutty pop singer." But if I respond with someone who doesn't match your description, you get to ask your direct question. Got it?

[redqueen]

10. Hmmm I think so

Are you an annoyingly squeaky-voiced, slightly nutty pop singer?

[BurtWorm]

11. No, I'm not Mariah Cary.

Is that how you spell her name?

[AlCzervik]

12. Are you a slutty media whore?

[BurtWorm]

14. No, I'm not Michelle Malkin

[redqueen]

13. Carey

Are you a disappointingly disloyal female journalist?

[BurtWorm]

16. No, I'm not...Judith Miller?

:scared:

[redqueen]

17. OOPS

rereading rules

:dunce:


Okay... no... I'm thinking of ANOTHER disappointingly disloyal female journalist.

[BurtWorm]

24. Ah, I would accept that Judith Miller is NOT a "disappointingly disloyal"

journalist. Unless you think that matches her. She's actually very loyal to the neo-cons and Novaks of the world. Maria Shriver on the other hand, is another matter.

[redqueen]

27. Yeah I figured the same

I was wondering who Miller was disloyal to...

So do I get to ask you a question, then? (This game is hard!)

[BurtWorm]

34. Yes you do. Fire away!

[redqueen]

41. Okay

Have you ever cheated on a test?

[BurtWorm]

44. Me personally or the person I'm thinking of?

You're supposed to ask a process-of-elimination style question, as in 20 Questions.

[redqueen]

45. I am having the hardest time with this.

Are you male?

[BurtWorm]

47. ATTENTION EVERYBODY: Yes I am male.

Now ALL your questions have to be about MALES.

[redqueen]

50. Are you a sexy, dark-haired, tough-guy actor?

[BurtWorm]

53. I'm drawing a blank.

I could spend more time thinking about it, but in the interest of moving the game along, you get to ask another question.

[redqueen]

56. Are you an entertainer?

(that was Michael Madsen)

[BurtWorm]

57. ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am NOT an entertainer.

Future questions have to be about MEN who are NOT ENTERTAINERS.

[redqueen]

68. Are you the author of a book about the quest for an elusive sea mammal?

[BurtWorm]

No I'm not Melville.

[AlCzervik]

21. are you a disfigured self proclaimed king of pop?

[BurtWorm]

22. No, I'm not that slimebag Michael Jackson. (My last name begins with M)

[redqueen]

25. Are you a well loved German romantic composer?

[BurtWorm]

30. No, I'm neither Mendelsohn nor Mahler.

Who were both Austrian actually... Did you have a German in mind?

[redqueen]

32. Mendelssohn

I thought he was German. :shrug:

[BurtWorm]

37. Maybe he is, come to think of it.

:spank:

(But I got him! :bounce: )

[Lavender Brown]

26. Dupe

:)

[tigereye]

18. Are you a major attention seeking celebrity?

[BurtWorm]

20. No, I'm not Madonna

[tomreedtoon]

7. Play him how? Tennis? Hold 'em? Grand Theft Auto?

I'd prefer taking him on in a Dungeons & Dragons tournament, but that would require six players and a Judge. And I absolutely loathe dodgeball. Tell you what - get this guy on a computer and I'll challenge him online in City of Heroes.

[mcscajun]

23. Are you a documentary film-maker?

:)

[BurtWorm]

29. No I'm not Errol Morris--or Michael Moore, for that matter.

Or either one of the Maysles.

[Catchawave]

28. Are you married to a "ragin cajun" cueball ?

[BurtWorm]

33. No I'm not that repulsive Mary Matalin.

[AlCzervik]

31. Are you the leader of a small cult in california?

[BurtWorm]

35. No, I'm not Mel GIbson.

;) Or Manson.

[AlCzervik]

36. hehe

[AlCzervik]

38. Are you a relegious leader or mother of a deity?

[BurtWorm]

40. Yes I am a religious leader. Oh, you mean in the game?

No, I am not Mahatma Gandhi, Mother Teresa or Mary.

[Catchawave]

39. Do you turn the world on with your smile ?

[BurtWorm]

42. I like to think so...

But I'm not Mary Tyler Moore.

[AlCzervik]

43. Are you blue and appear on a childrens television workshop production?

[BurtWorm]

46. No I'm not Cookie Monster.

[AlCzervik]

48. are you a male media whore with a low rated cable show?

[BurtWorm]

49. No I'm not Dennis Miller.

(By the way, Redqueen guessed I am male, so now all questions have to be about males.)

[Catchawave]

51. Do you ride alone with Bin Laden ?

[BurtWorm]

54. No I'm not Bill Maher.

Excellent question.

[AlCzervik]

52. Do you reside at 1313 Mockingbird lane?

[BurtWorm]

55. No I'm not Herman, Grandpa or Eddie Munster.

[AlCzervik]

58. are you a famous french mime?

[BurtWorm]

59. Future questions have to be about MEN who are NOT ENTERTAINERS.

I am not Marcel Marceau, though.

[AlCzervik]

61. he's not entertaining, but i understand

[BurtWorm]

64. Excellent point!

;)

[Catchawave]

60. Do you date a small rodent named "Minnie" ?

[BurtWorm]

62. No I'm not Mickey Rooney.

Or Mouse. ;)

Redqueen has established that I am not an entertainer, so all questions now have to be about men who are not entertainers.

[AlCzervik]

63. Were you ever the leader of communist China?

[BurtWorm]

65. No, I'm not Rupert Murdoch.

Or Mao.

[AlCzervik]

67. Hilarious!!!

[Lavender Brown]

66. Are you a TV journalist who resembles Tweety Bird?

[BurtWorm]

74. You get to ask a question.

:shrug:

[Lavender Brown]

94. Ok. Are you a political figure?

[BurtWorm]

99. Yes I am a POLITICAL LEADER of an IDENTIFIABLE ORGANIZATION

But there's more to me than that. ;)

[AlCzervik]

69. Did you write a book about a great white whale?

or does that fall under the "Entertainer" umbrella?

[BurtWorm]

84. No I'm not Melville.

Not an entertainer, unless you count his week end club dates. ;)

[AlCzervik]

87. LOL!!! you're killing me today.

[northzax]

70. did you ever lead 12 score of people on a long journey?

[BurtWorm]

76. No I'm not Mordechai J. Christ.

:shrug:

You get to ask a question.

[northzax]

81. never mind, I have since learned you are not a religious leader

so I cannot ask my follow up question about Moses.

Can I ask, however, is the M a first initial, last initial or only initial?

[BurtWorm]

89. It's a last initial, and I never said I wasn't a religious leader.

You're allowed to ask that question--or another--because I answered the bit about the last initial long ago.

[northzax]

91. ahh, post 40 implied as such

are you a leader of an identifiable organisation?

[BurtWorm]

96. Interesting question, with a slightly complicated answer.

The answer is yes. In brief.

[Catchawave]

71. Do you ever get tired of losing to Tiger Woods?

[BurtWorm]

77. You get to ask a question

:shrug:

[Catchawave]

80. Are you Phil Michelson?

[BurtWorm]

90. No I'm not Phil Michelson.

You actually get to ask a more general, process-of-elimination, yes-or-no, 20 Questions-style question now. I've already answered that I'm a male who is not an entertainer.

[AlCzervik]

72. What the hell Burt, no lunch for you until we finish!!!!

[northzax]

75. I think he's out of ideas

I don't think he can handle the pressure any more. sure, a couple of simple, easy questions dealing with Madonna, and Burt's all over it, but once the peanut gallery gets involved, he runs and hides like a little girl. typical, huh?

yes, Burt, this is a calling out. You started the game, come back nad finish it, you puck ass cowardly crackwhore!

[BurtWorm]

79. Oh, yeah?! C'mere and say that!

[northzax]

85. oooh, isn't that Gilbert Grape?

I quake.

[BurtWorm]

97. No it's Howard Hughes.

[BurtWorm]

78. Sorry, I got called away on unimportant business.

Something to do with my job.

:o

[Catchawave]

73. How does that new Mets jersey fit?

[BurtWorm]

83. No I'm not Pedro

Martinez. It fits lousy, by the way.

[AlCzervik]

82. Are you a french impressionist painter?

[BurtWorm]

86. No I'm not Peter Max.

I mean Monet. Or was it Manet?

[AlCzervik]

88. all 3?

[BurtWorm]

92. Not even one of them!

PS: you could really stump me now if you thought of another French impressionist with M as an initial.

[AlCzervik]

93. Self righteous former alabama surpreme court judge?

[BurtWorm]

100. No, I'm not Roy Moore.

[Catchawave]

95. Are you living?

[BurtWorm]

101. I AM DEAD. A dead male political leader of an identifiable organization.

[AlCzervik]

98. Are you the leader of a small country in eastern Africa?

i'm really starting to run low here.

[BurtWorm]

102. No I'm not Mugabe.

[AlCzervik]

103. ok so you aren't Benjamin William MKAPA , presodent of Tanzania either?

[BurtWorm]

104. You stumped me. You can ask another question.

[AlCzervik]

105. were you the leasder in an eastern bloc country?

[BurtWorm]

106. No I'm not Milosevic.

[BurtWorm]

107. You can ask a more general process of elimination question now.

[AlCzervik]

108. were you hated by most?

[BurtWorm]

109. I have been hated by a lot of people, yes.

[AlCzervik]

110. ugghh!! I have to get my daughter and i'm going to be so

bummed if this has been figured when i come back!!!!

[BurtWorm]

112. It looks like you and I are it.

While you're gone, think of a dead male leader of a political organization hated by a lot of people whose name begins with M (and who has a little bit more to him than this description implies).

[Lavender Brown]

111. Are you a Commie-hunting Senator?

:shrug:

[BurtWorm]

115. No I'm not Joseph McCarthy.

Good guess though. :thumbsup:

[northzax]

113. are you a bearded german buried in London?

[BurtWorm]

114. Step inside.

Don't tell chimpsrsmarter, but yes, I am Karl Marx. ;) Have a coffee and donut on me!

:donut:

[AlCzervik]

116. Goddamn it!!!!!!!!!

[BurtWorm]

118. Oooops...

You weren't supposed to see that! :evilfrown:

[Lavender Brown]

117. This was fun

:bounce:

[mcscajun]

119. Looks like a new thread of Botticelli is in order, BurtWorm...

...Monday?