We're all gonna die!

[Renew Deal]

[matcom]

1. yes

so lets go out with a bang

[billyskank]

2. This is not news.

[meegbear]

3. WHAAAAAAAH!

But it's Christmas!

[matcom]

6. well SOMEBODY has to die on Christmas

[meegbear]

9. That's what I want for Christmas

To decide who lives and who dies.

[matcom]

14. i have already decided

buh-bye

[meegbear]

15. NO!

Don't kill yourself! Think of the little ones!

[matcom]

16. LMAO

no silly. i have decided to sacrafice a kilt-wearing gay man on Christmas to the almighty god!

know where i can find one? oh yeah, he HAS to live in MA

[meegbear]

17. Try Manhunt.net

That's where I go for all my kilt-wearing gay men needs.

[stranger_with_candy]

4. i just saw a flurry!!!

go buy milk and bread!!

[Renew Deal]

7. And water and canned foods.

[stranger_with_candy]

12. mmm spam

though i can't recall ever eating it.

[Streetdoc270]

5. Research shows that the leading cause of death is

Birth. In a study hopefully to be funded by the Onion, I have found that every one of my sample subjects who stated that they had a birthday has died on a later date.


I'll bring you more details after I can get the study published!

[Gothic Sponge]

8. I've been dead before. It's overrated

[frictionlessO]

20. shit I am dead, always was always will be... the rest is just some

entertainment...

[Zero Gravitas]

10. William Fucking Shatner

You'll Have Time
(William Shatner/Ben Folds)

Live life
Live life like you're gonna die
Becasue you're gonna
I hate to be the bearer of bad news
But you're gonna die

Maybe not today or even next year
But before you know it you'll be saying
"Is this all there was?
What was all the fuss?
Why did I bother?"

Now, maybe you won't suffer maybe it's quick
But you'll have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time
Because you're gonna die.

Yes it's gonna happen because it's happened to a lot of people I know
My mother, my father, my loves
The president, the kings and the pope
They all had hope

And they muttered just before they went
Maybe, I won't let go
Live life like you're gonna die
Because you are

Maybe you won't suffer maybe it's quick
But you'll have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time
'Cause you're gonna die

I tell you who else left us
Passed on down to heaven no longer with us
Johnny Cash, JFK, that guy in the Stones
Lou Gehrig, Einstein, and Joey Ramone
Have I convinced you?
Do you read my lips?
This may come as news but it's time
You're gonna die
You're gonna die

By the time you hear this I may well be dead
And you my friend might be next
'Cause we're all gonna die

Yeah, oh maybe you won't suffer and maybe it's quick
But you'll have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time
You'll have time cause you're gonna die
Yes, you're gonna die
You're gonna die, I tell you
You're gonna die
You are gonna die

'Cause maybe you won't suffer maybe it's quick
But you have time to think
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?
You'll have time 'cause you're gonna die

Live Life
Life life like you're gonna die
Because you're going to
Oh yes
I hate to be the beater of bad news
But you're gonna die

Maybe not today or even next year
But before you know it you'll be saying
"Is this all there was?
What was all the fuss?
Why did I bother?
Why did I waste it?
Why didn't I taste it?"
You'll have time, baby
You'll have time
'Cause you're gonna die
You are gonna die
Oh yeah

[Dzimbowicz]

11. So, what else is new?

[Gothic Sponge]

13. This?

[Robroy]

18. Dylan

If you're not busy being born you're busy dying.

[dolo amber]

19. I'm not

Me and Liam Gallagher are gonna "Live Forever"...:loveya:

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. And have lots of little unibrowed babies?

:shrug:

[dean_dem]

22. Been watching a little too much Fox News lately?

"Coming up...could your children spontaneously combust? Find out what you can do to protect your kids! Stay tuned."

[Renew Deal]

23. lol

That's exactly what the news has become these days. I saw some Faux news caption the other day that just made me shake my head.