Bush Joke

[RobertSeattle]

George Bush and Ken Lay secretly meet in the Oval Office. Ken Lay notices this foot-long disposable lighter on the side of Bush's desk. Ken says, knowing Bush smokes cigars, "who gave you that enormous lighter?" Bush replies, "Why my genie." Ken says, "you have a genie? Can I use him?" Bush says, "Sure", and he summons his genie. Ken says, "Genie, I would like a pardon" while winking at Bush.

The genie waves his hands, and suddenly a beautiful garden appears in the middle of the oval office. Bush says, "Oh I forgot to tell you, the genie is a little hard of hearing, You don't think I asked for 12-inch BIC do you?"

[AllegroRondo]

1. And I didnt wish for

a 12-inch pianist either

[Kali]

2. BUSH - JOKE ...that's redundant