Some things to Do Before the Inaugural:

[Dover]

Some things to Do Before the Inaugural:

>>> 1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
>>>
>>> 2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
>>>
>>> 3. Cash your social security check.
>>>
>>> 4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
>>>
>>> 5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
>>>
>>> 6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
>>>
>>> 7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
>>>
>>> 8. Hoard gasoline.
>>>
>>> 9. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
>>> 10. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.
>>> 11. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
>>>
>>> 12. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
>>>
>>> 13. Stay out late before the curfews start.
>>>
>>> 14. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
>>>
>>> 15. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
>>>
>>> 16. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
>>>
>>> 17. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.

>>> 18. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile
or a base-jumper.

>>> 19. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
>>>
>>> 20. Start your school day without a prayer.
>>>
>>> 21. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
>>>
>>> 22. Learn French.
>>>
>>> 23. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
>>>
>>> 24. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
>>>
>>> 25. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species
>>> list.
>>>
>>> 26 Visit New Orleans and Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
>>>
>>> 27. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
>>>
>>> 28. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
>>>
>>> 29. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.
>>>
>>> 30. Join the street demonstrations against the war and forces of
>>> reaction on January 20.
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[lonestarnot]

1. Well maybe if we live through Jan 6 CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS