I think it's time for a cult of personality built around me, elperromagico

[elperromagico]

:D

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Will you tell me one and one makes three?

Like Mussolini and Kennedy?
:shrug:

[elperromagico]

4. I will tell you nothing, but you will think you've heard everything.

How's that sound?

[JohnKleeb]

2. fine by me

[crispini]

3. Well, we could go for that.

The problem is that the name just doesn't have the same ring as K----, :evilgrin: so the infinite copycat thread possibilities are quite reduced.

Would you consider changing it to something shorter and with more humour potential? It could be a temporary name change. Or just a nickname.

[elperromagico]

5. Call me Perro.

[crispini]

7. That's good!

Now if we can get Stop The Morans to buy in on this, we've got a shot.

Tell us a couple of worship-worthy qualities so we can get something going.

[elperromagico]

9. Cats love me. They are drawn to my power.

[StopTheMorans]

15. i don't know, it has a good ring to it, but not a strong finish

k**** is one syllable, and ends beautifully. since perro ends with a vowel, it leaves a bit wanting (apologies to perro, Stopthemorans wouldn't work either :D

[crispini]

17. He's here! Fellow K---- worshipper!

Jury's still out on this new possibly deity, eh? I mean, we COULD follow him anywhere and trumpet his name all over this message board-- but WILL we? hmmmmmmm....

On edit: I see what you mean about "Perro," it doesn't have quite the same snap.

[StopTheMorans]

19. it's tough; i'm still a bit jaded after all the fallout from the last one

that was the best day of my life; not sure if i'll ever get that high again :cry: :D

[crispini]

21. Yeah.... (sigh). Ah, the salad days.

The days of wine and roses.... When we were young and idealistic.

[StopTheMorans]

24. you think this is within the rules?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2238579

O8)

[Radical Activist]

6. Try running for President

A number of people have developed their own cults that way.

[elperromagico]

8. Should I endorse a Department of Gettin' It On?

[crispini]

10. YES. That's very good.

Better than the cat thing.

Most importantly, what is your position on SHOES?

[crispini]

12. And where is your avatar?

I'll have a problem worshipping a guy with no avatar.

[elperromagico]

13. I have evolved beyond the need for an avatar.

[crispini]

16. Nah, you've gotta have an avatar

if you wanna move into the Deity set. That's just my two cents. The little red X just makes it look like your image host broke down. :evilgrin:

[elperromagico]

18. Perhaps I should restore the all-seeing Eye of El Perro.

[crispini]

23. The eye is good, that'll do.

Now, say something ironic and funny, or give us an official Deity pronoucement, either one.

[elperromagico]

26. Why exactly should I obey the requests of a mere mortal?

[crispini]

27. Ya gotta have followers if you wanna make it in the big time!

Ain't it a bitch? Damn Democrats, always thinking for themselves, trying to decide who to worship next. I mean, you could be a GREAT deity -- you've definitely got potential, with the eye and all -- but ya gotta convince the lemmings FIRST. :evilgrin:

[elperromagico]

14. Let us celebrate the foot in everything we do.

Let us adorn it in colors that suit it - let us encase it in fabrics that give it comfort. And at the end of the day, let us liberate it and rub it in fine unguents.

[crispini]

25. See, now THIS statement isn't nearly postmodern enough.

The founder of any current internet-based cult needs to be, at a minimum, self-deprecating and achingly hip.

[Radical Activist]

11. Yes, and found GOFA

Gettin it On For America

[Lavender Brown]

20. Will there be elperromagico lunchboxes or figurines?

I only go in for a trend if there are collector's items involved.

[elperromagico]

22. Also action figures.

[crispini]

28. Now, THIS I like.

Especially if they can be purchased on EBay.

[Lavender Brown]

29. I was thinking of selling them at Perro conventions

You know, PerroCon 2005.

[crispini]

30. That's good.

Will there be dressing up at the cons? No convention is complete without weird costumes.