Would the following individuals please report for Lounge-stalking?

[short bus president]

...

You do realize, don't you, that it would be nigh unto impossible to pull this off without running afoul of the regulation against calling people out? I'm not always as dumb as I look! I'm not gonna get banned over something that's not even a sex thread! If you wanna be Lounge-stalked, and let's face it - you know you do - post yerself sumthin' up in hyah, and I'll Lounge-stalk you.

:D

[hippiechick]

1. what the hell, i'm stuck at work ... stalk me

... give me a reason to stay awake !!! :evilgrin:


:hippie:

[short bus president]

6. Are you doing something mission critical?

Or shall we retire to my place for some bad drinks and clumsy fondling?

[hippiechick]

16. how about some bad fondling and clumsy drinks ?

:evilgrin:


:hippie:

[short bus president]

19. Woohoo!

Heavy on the drinks and the hands! I like the way this is going...

:D

[hippiechick]

23. now you just have to give me directions to your place ...

than again, if you're stalking me, why don't you just bring the liquor to my place ?

;)

:hippie:

[short bus president]

32. Can you drink at work?

Or should I stalk-follow you home first? :P

[hippiechick]

55. looks like i'm gonna be here awhile,

you can just sit out in the virtual parking lot and cyberstalk me that way :evilgrin:


:hippie:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

2. Hey! Don't you DARE stalk me!

:hi:

[short bus president]

7. I don't do dares Miss Maggie!

And yer safe from stalking.

But for how many more months, now? :P

[enigmatic]

3. Stalk me...

and bring Malt Liquor while you do so, please:)

[short bus president]

9. No doubt, baby!

[FuzzySlippers]

4. I'm reporting for lounge stalking

but please be gentle. I made my dwinkie a tad bit too strong and may pass out any second.

[short bus president]

10. That's alright, darling.

I'm recovering from an aggravated case of unfulfilled road rage, and drinking heavily. Amazing how 3 days without beer can give a guy a whole new appreciation for this most miraculous of beverages. :D

And how does one stalk "gently," exactly? Would that involve the telephoto lens, and texting instead of calling you? ;-)

[FuzzySlippers]

40. Perhaps you could stalk me via snail mail.

That would seem to be tres gentil. And BTW, do you know how I can get an accent grave over my e on the keyboard and also do the italics thingie. I'm such an idiot about these things.

[short bus president]

43. OK, OK...

snail mail? What is that, now, like $0.37 per "what are
you wearing?"
 
I dunno what an accent grave is, but I keep having this funny
visual of lots of ethnic and regional sterotypes wandering
around in a cemetery. Thank you for that!
 
Italics are simple enough - [i] and [/i]
 

[frictionlessO]

5. *blush*

[short bus president]

11. Oh, you KNOW yer in for a stalking!

You're only 3 cases and a Mexican donkey away from getting in my pants. Ask GOPisEvil. He knows my usual terms.

[frictionlessO]

13. thats no way to treat a lady but it works for me ya big stud!

so where you been???

[short bus president]

35. on the road, in the car

in a hotel, then back on the road, in the car, now home.

The worst part of it was the driving sober. Room service delivery girl asked what the blue bottle (Cabo) on the table in the room was when she delivered my sammich last night. Sammy had to ride in the trunk today. I hope he'll forgive me. <sniffle>

[JimmyJazz]

38. WHOA - stop the presses!!!! You had Cabo Wabo, my

beverage of choice in a hotel room????!!!! And I wasn't invited? Damn. I don't like you anymore. :P

Speaking of which, where the hell is Scorpio and why isn't the bar open?

[short bus president]

46. I dunno - haven't seen him tonight.

This must be his weekend to be on the road at the Stickit Inn.

[frictionlessO]

39. Oh that was masterfully done!! Im sure that Sammy will forgive you!

I know I hate having to travel for work, always feel so alone back at the room... I usually take a 50 dollar bottle of tequila with me as well, I hate to drink at the bars. Nope rather take my sippy sippy back in the room all by myself.

Cabo you say??? Seems to be getting very popular these days Sammy will be pleased.

*blink*


*blink*

*blu uh uh uh*

[warrens]

62. God will punish you for drinking that crap

Chinaco Anejo will get you back in his good graces. maybe.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. I am alerting for an "attempted" call out.

That should be enough... :P

[Cuban_Liberal]

12. I will *faux* send her a warning, then.

:P

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. Heh. It's amazing what some people think they can get away with.

;)

[Cuban_Liberal]

21. They're sooooo brazen.

;)

[short bus president]

15. Hey there, Miz G...

Got yer special undies ready for Sunday? I wonder if Sunday shouldn't more appropriately be called "moon-day" during the Packers' season? ;-)

BTW - How've YOU been doin', sexy? ;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. Moonday...Hee. They are at the ready. They bring luck even, I think.

I, as always, am blowing off all that I was supposed to be doing. Like right now, I was supposed to not be on DU. Imagine.... :hi:

[AlCzervik]

14. Just general stalking or Bunny in the boiling hot water stalking?

[frictionlessO]

18. your avatar is exciting me Ms. Smarter, is it newish or have I been

very blind indeed?

[AlCzervik]

24. since the election-i know the text is a tad hard to see

i can't make it bigger because it exceeds the size limits.:(

[frictionlessO]

37. I can read it fine and they taste yummy!! just like pork...!

[short bus president]

25. I don't have a bunny. Except for the wild ones outside.

And I'd be hard pressed to catch one of them for boiling without shooting it first, but that'd take all the stalky magic right out of things, now wouldn't it?

Do you have a pet bird I can roast? I don't like pet birds, and I'm getting much better with roasting things. It's amazing how helpful a simple meat thermometer can be.

[AlCzervik]

28. no birds i'm afraid but i do have a lovely guinea pig

[short bus president]

34. Sorry - I can't roast fuzzy critters.

My ferret would kick my ass.

[AlCzervik]

36. Oh, my daughter wants a ferret so bad! Are they easy to care for?

[short bus president]

41. Clean the litter box a time or two each week, and they're very simple.

The only thing a lot of people can't deal with is the smell. Even descented, they have a... "scent." And males moreso than females.

[miss_kitty]

17. Where the hell have YOU been

hmmm, Mister?

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. He told me he was Christmas shopping...

There's a great deal on pizza paddles..:hi:

[short bus president]

29. Where???

I need a link!

:P

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. Gotta love Google!

http://search.ebay.com/Pizza-Paddle_W0QQfromZR3QQsosortpropertyZ1

[short bus president]

27. I've been outta town for a few.

Didja miss me?

:loveya:

How's Miss Stella doing these days, if I might inquire? And have you had any additional thoughts on that toe-sucking thing?

[miss_kitty]

48. Of course I missed you

there's no one around that comes anywhere near to sporting your savoir faire, your suaveness, The debonairness that is short bus president. And there's no one who is as scaverly cromulent as you are, either.

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:-just because I know you'll like it! :loveya:

Stella is fine. She has a boyfriend and she doesn't care who knows! She saw Ben, the Springer Spaniel across the alley and went batshit crazy. She ruined a really old Thanksgiving cactus in her rush to get out to the living room to alert me. (Chris, Ben's dad told me "they teach us everything we need to know"). When we saw Ben outside later, she went nuts and turned into a one bitch doggy porn circus, attempting to hump Ben from the back, the side and his head. And trying to ride that pony, by jumping on his back. She finally jumped high enough to clear his back totally and ended up on the other side of him.

I see I am going to have to teach her about 'subtle' and 'coy.'

[short bus president]

56. Maybe you've got it all wrong, Miss Kitty!

Maybe yer neighbor's on to something...

I can't say it's ever happened, but if some woman trampled a cactus in her frenzied rush to get to me for the purpose of dry-humping and gymnasticizing on and leaping all about me, it'd make an impression. ;-)

[miss_kitty]

58. Ben was puzzled

which is quite funny, 'cuz ALL the girls like him. He was more interested in pooping, then going for a ride-in the car. :shrug:

[short bus president]

64. A guy's gotta have his priorities straight.

Maybe Ben's a car guy. Or maybe he's gay. Hell, maybe the poor guy's neutered! :shrug:

[miss_kitty]

68. He's neutered

empty sack. :(-Ben's face

[short bus president]

69. Did his owner opt for the

"neuticals?" I think Stangle's gonna get a pair of neuticals when he gets altered, to keep his cromulent bulldog (bulloxer, actually) dignity intact.

[FuzzySlippers]

74. What are neuticals made of?

Tofu? Or am I somehow confusing this with GOPisEvil's ziti balls?

[short bus president]

77. Vegi-balls, wasn't it?

Here's the neuticles site. ;-)

[miss_kitty]

76. No. It's damned obvious than he's

packing nothing in the nether region. He's one of those 'do da do do' kinda guys :)

[FuzzySlippers]

30. Hi Miss Kitty!

:hi: How's STEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[miss_kitty]

50. She's extra special fine

and she's hanging out on the sofa here, dreaming of Ben. see my reply to short bus pres!

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

31. Hey chick pea! How the hell are you?

:hi: and how is Miss Stella?

[FuzzySlippers]

49. Where did Miss Kitty go to now?

People just appear around here and then disappear into thin air. It's scary.:scared:

[JimmyJazz]

51. I dunno.

:shrug: but I miss her terribly :cry:

[miss_kitty]

53. Miss Stella

wishes Ben were still intact, so he could give her some Springer Spaniel LUV

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

42. Present and accounted for, SIR!

*salutes*

[JimmyJazz]

44. LOL - where's your donkey? You know he isn't gonna stalk

you unless you have your donkey with you! :hi:

[short bus president]

45. 'bout TIME you showed up!

I'm running low on beer!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

47. I was buyin' groceries dammit!

I'm makin' baked ziti tomorrow!

[FuzzySlippers]

52. Have you made the lasagne already?

[GOPisEvil]

54. I changed my mind and decided on the ziti tomorrow.

I posted a thread on that earlier. :-)

[short bus president]

57. You're such a cromulent little hausfrau!

OK - 2 cases and a lasagna. That's my final offer. :P

[GOPisEvil]

60. How about baked ziti and a nice chianti?

:P

[short bus president]

65. None of yer screw-top "chianti!"

I want SHINER!!!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

67. Screw top?

Try Chianti in a BOX! :P

[miss_kitty]

59. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ziti.

can you make those meatballs out of vegetables? :7

[JimmyJazz]

61. If he could, what would they be called?

:P

[GOPisEvil]

63. Uhhhhhh...vegeballs?

:shrug:

[short bus president]

66. garden burger balls.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... garden burger...

:9

Puts that crap bocaburger nonsense to SHAME!

[GOPisEvil]

71. Mmmmmmmmmm.....tofu balls....

:P

[short bus president]

73. You laugh, but

I've made some things from tofu that you'd shag that Mexican donkey bareback for a taste of.

[GOPisEvil]

75. Ever had the Buffalo wing-style Morningstar Farm Chicken Nuggets?

:9

[short bus president]

78. Nope.

I make a damned fine "chicken" nugget on my own with firm tofu and some stock, though. The secret's in using enough southern friend chicken breading to still make it bad for you even though it's tofu.

[Amaya]

70. Ok, go ahead and stalk my ass

You won't be able to for a whole week... I'm going on VACATION! Yay!

Show me your stalking stuff! :)

[short bus president]

72. You must be goin' somewhere tropical

'cuz yer just radiating heat tonight, luv. ;-)

Giggity!

[Amaya]

79. Nope I'm going to France!

I'm gonna mix it up with the snobby French folk :)

[short bus president]

82. Oui, oui!

Bon appetit and laissez faire and such. What can I say - I took Spanish. And mostly failed that. :shrug:

Tiene usted un vacation muy cromulente, y comer los quesos francos maloderosos! :D

[miss_kitty]

83. did you know

you are closing in on 6000 posts, you scavery guy you?

“In a time of Universal deceit, TELLING THE TRUTH is a revolutionary act” –George Orwell* private ryan: “This is a motherfucker that went down swingin. He was a right bastard when we fought him.”* neocons: never have so few taken so much from so many.* Unfit For Command* “A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.”–Henry de Jouvenel

[short bus president]

87. Jeebus!

Wasn't 5000 just a couple of weeks ago? I should Lounge-stalk less. I'm prolly getting a reputation, anyway. ;-)

[Longgrain]

80. Stalk me...

I deserve it..I think? Ifyaknowhatimean...;-)

[short bus president]

84. I believe you're looking for

a rice thresher, not a Lounge-stalker:



;-)

[Longgrain]

85. Grind me good...

Getting sick of all that Long Grain give me some wild rice...

[short bus president]

89. You should go au gratin

'cuz you wear yer cheese so well. ;-)

[Longgrain]

93. You took a cheese-grater to my heart...

:P

[JimmyJazz]

81. What is it called when the stalking is mutual?

And, can I have a shot of that Cabo. por favor?

[short bus president]

86. That's a new one by me, Miss Jimmy.

I can conceptualize staring through the telephoto stalking lens at someone staring through their own lens right back at you, but I can't imagine how the phone calls would work - wouldn't both parties just get busy signals all the time? Or would they have call waiting? "Oh, hold on a minute, I've got another call and I'm pretty sure it's you, stalking me..."

As for the shot of Cabo, yassum. How would ya like it? Are you a lick/slam/suck kinda girl? ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

88. I don't need no stinkin' training wheels and I rarely make the

"I just did a shot of tequila" face :)

[short bus president]

90. If, by some chance, Miss Jimmy,

you and I happen to meet in DC next month at the Coronation Ball, I fully intend to test your claim re: the "tequila face." NOBODY avoids the tequila face all the time.

[JimmyJazz]

91. I do. wanna try me?

[short bus president]

92. Are we still talking tequila, here?

;-)

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

94. No. I wasn't.

:P

[GOPisEvil]

95. Do I hafta call Miss Kitty and tell her to bring her hose?

:P

[miss_kitty]

96. Ahem! At the ready, sir!

[GOPisEvil]

97. Hehehehehehe....

sic 'em! :D

[JimmyJazz]

98. What the fuck???

One fucking floaty heart and you are ready to sic us with a hose!!! Jeez. We're sorry already, okay??? Really. It was JUST A JOKE!!!! :P

[GOPisEvil]

99. Hehehehehe...*snort*

I've just been waiting to use that line on you for once! :P

[JimmyJazz]

102. One effin floaty heart and I get the hose? You are the one

totally hijacking threads with floaty hearts and gooshy ooyey stuff and I get the hose? Jeez. Thanks a lot, you two!

[GOPisEvil]

104. Yeah, but I'm a threadjacking asshole!

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

107. I've heard that about you!

Shouldn't you be making ziti or something???

[miss_kitty]

109. And VEGEBALLS!

:P

[miss_kitty]

100. We were joking too!

:P
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[JimmyJazz]

103. bite me

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

:evilgrin:

Is there something you want to tell me?

[miss_kitty]

105. is there something you need to know?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

106. No - I had THAT class in High School, but thanks for asking

Miss Kitty with the hose!

[miss_kitty]

108. you know

I do that cuz I lurve the pics of men using their hoses!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

114. No - you do that cause you lurve torturing me!

that's okay - I suppose I deserve it.

[miss_kitty]

117. no. really.

it's the man hanging on to the powerful spurting hose thing

[JimmyJazz]

118. He is kinda saxy, no?

[miss_kitty]

119. yes

and very exciting. all that control...

:sigh:

[Aristus]

101. I miss VelmaD. Can you stalk me instead, short bus?

Please? :-):D:7B-)

[JimmyJazz]

110. ack - I think you are a few yuenlings too late for your stalking!

:P

[miss_kitty]

111. I could stalk you-I think we live close to each other

that would make it MORE exciting!

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

112. Well, except for the fact that my wife is Mme. Tigre!

Heh. B-)

[JimmyJazz]

115. and your point is????

:shrug: :evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

116. Well that would make it exciting for ALL!

:D

[JimmyJazz]

113. and a little scarier, too.

He should live on the edge!

[frictionlessO]

120. this whole thread has gotten scary, wheres the bus??

Did he go to bed??

[JimmyJazz]

121. yes, he went to bed. You missed him by about ten minutes.

:hi: He had a long day. :)

[frictionlessO]

122. Damn! I imagine youre getting ready for bed as well??

My friends just would not leave.. sweet...but I wanted to be here tonight...

[JimmyJazz]

123. I'm sorry, but I have about 2 sips of wine left and then it is my turn

Im going to have some very pleasant dreams, I daresay - sorry that I missed you!