RIGHT-WING ASSHOLE OF THE DAY

[NightTrain]

Earlier today, I saw these two bumper stickers on a pick-up truck:

1. I CAN'T SEE WRECKING A $20,000 VEHICLE OVER A 25-CENT CAT.

2. WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? PROBABLY KICK YOUR ASS AND THEN KNOCK DOWN A FEW BREWSKIS IN FRONT OF THE TUBE.

Do I really share DNA with maggots like that?!

[skygazer]

1. Wow, I'd like to wreck that $20,000 vehicle

With my ten dollar crowbar!

[EstimatedProphet]

2. One of those "Hey look how macho I am" jackasses, sounds like

Ignore idiots like that. They have no idea how stupid they look. It never gets through to them that if they have to spend their time proving what big men they are, they aren't.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Huh?

Sticker number 2 is REAL? :wtf: This jackass reads a different Bible than I do.

[MuseRider]

4. Those people,

usually men but not always, are the ones I like to drive by and give them the thumb and first finger sign for tiny.

[stopbush]

5. $20,000? Is that all your truck is worth? You're POOR, asshole!

And guess what? You'll never be rich! And bush doesn't give a flying fuck about you, your family or your chosen god figure.

Have a nice day.

[Left Is Write]

6. Wow. The "Prince Of Peace" would probably

"kick your ass"? That sounds like blasphemy to me.

[stopbush]

7. Well, Jesus never called himself the Prince of Peace.

On the other hand, he did say that he came to divide familes, to pit father against son, that anyone who didn't love him more than his own family wouldn't get into heaven, etc.

Maybe the license plate guy has a point...