Let's hear it for the mediocre people! WOO-HOO!

[Wat_Tyler]

Are you neither tall nor short? Neither a genius or a moron? Neither fat nor skinny? I know I am! Let's hear it for mediocrity!

[bloodyjack]

1. What do you have against exceptional individuals?

This thread makes me sick

:barfing out my innards:

[Wat_Tyler]

2. I DESPISE THE TALENTED AND SUCCESSFUL!

LONG LIVE THE HALF-ASSED DICTATORSHIP OF THE SLACKETARIAT!

[SarahB]

3. There's a thread I can get into.

I am the queen of mediocrity. :bounce:

[Wat_Tyler]

4. Nah - you're suspiciously above-average.

Stop trying to sneak in, bloody more-than-mediocre people!

[SarahB]

12. Nah!

Whatever I have in cuteness, brains, or niceness is currently being negated by being a sexless freakazoid. :silly:

[mongo]

6. I would be happy to be your king

[SarahB]

13. You'll have to fight this guy.

[skygazer]

5. Yay, a thread for me!

I'm average height, average weight. My hair is brown - how average is that? Here's to mediocrity! :toast:

[buddhamama]

7. thought i had found a home

however, i am short. :-(

[GOPisEvil]

8. In praise of just doing enough to get by!

:bounce:

[charlyvi]

9. Up with underachievers!

At last we come into our own. Oops. Didn't mean to sound overly passionate.

[progressoid]

10. I believe it was Harry Dean Stanton who said it best...

"Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em"

From Repoman

[Cuban_Liberal]

11. Mediocrity RUL.... errrr... exists!

Yeah!

;)

[name not needed]

14. We are the mediocre presidents!

You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes
There's William Henry Harrison, "I died in thirty days"
We are the adequate, forgettable,
Occasionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the USA!

:P

[NJCher]

15. wow, that was a good poem

Did you make it up on the spot?

Cher

[name not needed]

17. Nope. It's from a Simpsons episode

[short bus president]

16. I am neither tall nor short,

but I AM a genius - I'm just too lazy for it to show most of the time.

And I lean more towards the fat than the skinny.

So aside from the genius aspect of it all, cheers for the average!

[enigmatic]

18. Yes!

Mediocre rules!

[gorbal]

19. I'm a weirdo

But I think everyone is really a weirdo, deep inside. You are all just pretending to be normal.:silly: :headbang:

[cruadin]

20. Let us raise a glass....

to marginal performance.

[mcscajun]

21. Just don't raise that glass TOO high...

...you'll break out of your class. :)