The Stewie Griffin appreciation thread.

[Sannum]

"By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins."


"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that."

"You know, mother, this could almost have passed for a palatable banana pudding, but without Nilla wafers it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions. Now clean it up!"

[tridim]

1. After singing "Rocket Man" as William Shatner

"Ohhh that's the good stuff."

[burythehatchet]

2. I LOVE that kid

[cali]

3. I'm completely besotted.

I worship stewie.

[Goathead]

4. I still haven't figured out if Lois

and the others can understand Stewie. I know that Brian and Stewie understand each other, but it appears that Lois just reacts to Stewie's little mood swings.

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

[absolutezero]

5. stewie is awesome

"Oh to be the lindburg baby right about now"
"Do you want breakfast or would you rather chew on your own ass as usual"

[barackmyworld]

6. You! Cut my milk!

[prole_for_peace]

7. "I come bearing a gift...

I'll give you a hint: It's in my diaper and its not a toaster"

[deadparrot]

8. "Oh, keep talking....

all this talk about eye-gouging has gotten me all frisky! No, really, I've got half a pack of Rolaids in my diaper."

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

9. Pancakes!

CLICK CLICK BLOODY CLICK PANCAKES!

[TyeDye75]

10. "Listen you

Ill use these facilities when Im good and ready, till then you shall continue to sanatize my crevace and feel damn grateful for the oppurtunity." (talking about using the toilet)

Oh megan you simply must try the briscit, here let me serve it in the manner to which youre accustomed. (hurls it at her face)