I hereby officially vouch that FizzFuzz is a schnook.

[FizzFuzz]

[Gothic Sponge]

1. I agree!

I mean.....Why do you say that? ;)

[FizzFuzz]

4. why do I say that---cuz it takes one to know one, so obviously I am one?

oh! wait--have I, in point of fact therefore just called you a schnook, forcing you against your will to join the ranks of schnookhood without your permission?

I wasn't planning on getting myself in trouble.

I'm such a schnook. :oyvey:

[Gothic Sponge]

7. I wanna be in the schnook club!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[FizzFuzz]

15. tosses matzo ball at Sponge's nose--

I now confer schnookhood.

[Bouncy Ball]

2. I agree, too.

And I like that smiley. Hey now get over here so I can give you a hug you shnook! :hug:

[FizzFuzz]

8. I confess, I wanted to do a copycat thread that featured Yiddish.

No one ever features Yiddish these days. Ever notice that?

Now, more hugs bubbeleh, and eat all your matzo ball soup.

:hug:

[Bouncy Ball]

12. What are ya some kinda babushka?

Huh?

Ok Ok I'll eat my soup. Sheesh. ;-)

[FizzFuzz]

14. More? (pushes big bowl in BB's face)

You could eat a little more. Here. Eat!!

[Bouncy Ball]

16. I'm cold. Put on a sweater!

[FizzFuzz]

17. you should listen to your bubbeh and wear your mittens,

but does anyone listen to me? Ehh, I must be chopped liver.
Here, eat some more soup, a bird eats more than you.

[FuzzySlippers]

3. Hey, I'm going to agree twice

and then I'll be outta the 700 Club. OK?

FizzFuzz is a schnook.

[Gothic Sponge]

5. You can't leave the 700 club!

I WILL KILL AGAIN!

[FuzzySlippers]

9. Well do what you have to, Pat

but I'm outta there. HOORAY!

[FizzFuzz]

11. OH CHRIST!!!!! PAT ROBERTSON APPEARS ON A THREAD CONTAINING

YIDDISH

oh god!

[FizzFuzz]

10. I have been used!!

you SCHNOOK!

[FuzzySlippers]

6. FizzFuzz is a schnook.

Hey, thanks for helping me out. You're not really a schnook at all. You're a mensch. (Can a woman be a mensch?)

[FizzFuzz]

13. Or a mencheleh?

guess that means I'm a schnookeleh too......

I helped you, but I was used. USED I TELL YOU. Or maybe I did a mitzvah, helping you get out of Pat's clutches. Yicch.

(((thanks Fuzzy, I've never been called a mensch before)))

[WCGreen]

18. One of the seven types of farts......

Poot
Tally Poot
Fizz
Fuzz
FizzFuzz
Tear But
Rattler

[FizzFuzz]

19. this is not something I wanted publicized.

:glare:

Actually, I had no idea, but came across it recently while googling on my name.

Imagine my surprise.

[WCGreen]

21. My uncle told me that about forty years ago....

I laughed my ass off..

It's pretty funny for a seven year old..

You know I still get laughs with that

[FizzFuzz]

22. scatological humor

I can see why your screen name is WC.

NO that was a JOKE...
I'm sorry, it's just that the joke was right there in front of me. I tried to resist, really. Something came over me...

I am powerless over shtick and my life has become unmanageable.

[FizzFuzz]

20. bloop. A dupe. n/t