The Borg Who Stole Christmas

[Plaid Adder]

Lookin' to cheer up any Next Gen DUers we may have, I bring you:

THE BORG WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS
by The Plaid Adder

All the crew down in crewville liked Christmas a lot,
But the Borg, who lived just outside Crewville, did NOT.
The Borg hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season.
Now please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be their prosthetics were screwed in too tight,
Or that some of their joints weren't oiled just right.
It would be no use asking, for they wouldn't tell.
You could wheedle, cajole, you could shout, scream and yell,
You could beg, you could plead, you could argue all day--
But the Borg were the Borg--and that's all they would say.
So whatever the reason, prosthetics or lube,
They hated the crew and they sat in their cube,
And they growled through their conduits, tubing and gizmas,
"We MUST find a way to assimilate Christmas!

the rest up here:

http://www.plaidder.com/borg.htm

C ya,

THe Plaid Adder

[Cuban_Liberal]

1. Good to see you, Plaid!

:hi: