Would someone please get up and make me some coffee??

[aQuArius]

I'm on the DU and I can't get up. I've asked my 3 & 2 year-old, they just give me a blank stare. Oh, and could you change my son's diaper while you're up? I've been up since 6:30, fed them, changed him once, helped her go potty, gotten their breakfast, gotten them dressed, put in a load laundry, emptied the dishwasher and I just sat down. Please, someone help me out.... lol

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

1. I've been begging my dog to do the same all morning.

The selfish pup said she won't until she's finished the laundry.

[aQuArius]

2. Does your dog change diapers?

The least she could do is get you some coffee....

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. Depends.

(Groan)

[Longgrain]

3. Here you go...

:donut:

and if your in need of a second cup.

:donut:

[aQuArius]

4. awww, aren't you nice... and a doughnut....

Now all I need is someone to change the diaper..... *looks around the room for volunteers*

[Longgrain]

6. Sorry no "change the diaper" emoticon.

This is the closest I could find...

:hurts:

Pee-yew...

[aQuArius]

7. I suppose its the thought that counts....

Someday he'll be potty trained and I'll have a HUGE party.

[RPM]

8. no - get your own damn spouse to make you coffee

mine made me coffee (and breakfast too)

[aQuArius]

10. Spouse-free since OCT 2004! And very happy, thank you.

You're probably not married to a lying, cheating, turned hypocritical religious fundamentalist. Just a guess.

[RPM]

13. yes - you got that right.

glad to hear that you got out of that situation. I usually am sad to hear of marriages breaking up, but in a case of a lying, cheating and <ugh> hypocritical fundy - i am glad you got out.

Any plans to look for a new one - or is that the end of the marriage thing for you.

PS - my wife is on the way with a big thermos of coffee for you :-)

[aQuArius]

16. I haven't ruled marriage out completely...

Just turned-off by the thought of finding someone just for the sole purpose of marriage. But if I find myself in a caring relationship with a good liberal man, I would consider marriage.

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. I taught my kids to make coffee

when they were about 3. As soon as they were tall enough to reach the sink. I highly recommend it. They are in their 20s now and they make great coffee.

[Ms_Mary]

11. And pick up some coffee filters so I can make some too. I forgot them.

[aQuArius]

12. damn, I hate it when I do that

[Ms_Mary]

14. Two days in a row. I was making coffee at work, but today I'm home.

I'm having green tea, but what I really wanted was coffee. I have a nice southern pecan blend I bought at the bakery next to my store and I can't find a thing I could strain it through. I'm even out of paper towels.

[aQuArius]

15. You're having a bad morning

Sometimes I wish Starbucks would deliver... Its less than a block away, its even a drive through, but then I'd have to get up and get shoes on me and the kids and that might take more work than making the coffee, lol.

[Ms_Mary]

17. Nah, I'm just happy to have a day off, but it *is* such a coffee day

It's cold and snowy and I'm lounging around in my comfy yoga pants and my husband's sweatshirt. I wish I had my 5 year old's energy. I'd go on a whirlwhind cleaning spree.