Presenting: The Queen of the FREE REPUBLIC INAUGURAL BALL!

[NightTrain]

What, you ask, is the Free Republic Inaugural Ball? Read all about it here (if your stomach can handle it):

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1292246/posts

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Jebus! Please make it go away... MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!

:scared:

[The Zanti Regent]

28. Wait a second! I thought DIVINE was dead!

I guess she will re-enact the ending of Pink Flamingos, too!

[Nikepallas]

32. PLEASE!!!! The late great DIVINE was better looking than this.

[NightTrain]

34. It would make sense for her to re-enact the ending of "Pink Flamingos."

After all, Freepers are completely full of shit! :evilgrin:

[jonnyblitz]

42. i had to cover my eyes for that ending.

I just watched it a few weeks ago for the first time. ewwwwwwww :puke:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

2. We Should Send A Flatulent DUer

eom

[HEyHEY]

3. Righto - send in Wat tyler

[Solly Mack]

4. Drew Carey fan, I take it?

Loves her some Mimi...

[DoYouEverWonder]

5. Well if she is the queen

Then this gal must be the 2nd runner up or at the least Miss Congeniality.

[NightTrain]

10. And here's another vivacious Freeper lass:

[AntiCoup2K4]

29. Where the fuck does this woman think she is? A Slayer concert??

Nice armband, trailerbabe :headbang:

[ragin_acadian]

36. i think she's

re-enacting a scene from the road warrior.

i'm sure those freeper die-hards get hard-ons from a movie about the post nuclear holocaust hunt for:

1. gas to fill souped up monstertrucks with low mile-to-gas ratios.
2. bullets.
3. mel gibson in leather.
4. body builders wearing hockey masks and leather.

[Gemini Cat]

44. What the hell...is...THAT!?!!

Now that scares me.

[jdots]

11. Oh be still my heart !

this woman is a true goddess of ignorance.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

40. Nice shirt, honey.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

6. I'm Not A Big Fan Of Haute Cuisine

but could their menu be more plebian...


Why not have Sweedish Meatballs and Tater Tots....

[NightTrain]

7. I couldn't find the menu. Where did you see it?

I'll admit that I'm morbidly curious!

[DemocratSinceBirth]

15. yum

"The price of admission includes: Buffet style salads,spam, pastas, cheese and fruit, sliced turkey, ham and salmon, desserts, coffees and teas. There will be open bars serving liquor, beer, wine, bottled water, juices and sodas. Free coat check and reduced parking rates at the Washington Plaza are also included. If feasible, we will arrange to hire shuttle buses to give free rides from the McPherson Square Metro station to the hotel and back"

[NightTrain]

19. What? No turkey pot pies?!

Well, count me out, then! Humph!

[ragin_acadian]

37. but they're serving

velveeta sammiches on wonderbread.

BYOB?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

16. yum

"The price of admission includes: Buffet style salads,spam, pastas, cheese and fruit, sliced turkey, ham and salmon, desserts, coffees and teas. There will be open bars serving liquor, beer, wine, bottled water, juices and sodas. Free coat check and reduced parking rates at the Washington Plaza are also included. If feasible, we will arrange to hire shuttle buses to give free rides from the McPherson Square Metro station to the hotel and back"

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

41. Throw in some pork rinds for good measure.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. LOL! Sandwich meat - leave it to the freepers to include sandwich

meat at a black tie inaugural ball.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

21. I Put The Spam In The Menu

ROTFLMFAO

[jmowreader]

38. You shouldn't do that...

because now eighty or ninety lurking freepers are gonna get really pissed that their favorite dish isn't on the menu at the party!

[DemocratSinceBirth]

22. That's In Case Bu$h Makes An Appearance

ROTFLMFAO

[NightTrain]

23. The whole thing would be funny if it weren't so goddamned nauseating.

Wouldn't it be great, though, if some D.C.-area DUers decided to crash FR's little shindig? Of course, I'd never actually suggest that someone do that! ;)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

25. Is The Washington Plaza A Nice Hotel ?

[EstimatedProphet]

26. What's on the menu?

I couldn't find it

On edit-Got it now.

[tekriter]

8. Free coat check!!!

I'm going !!!

[jdots]

9. This is Dorris from the Was not Was album

" Earth to Dorris,come in Dorris " She hangs at the "Dew Drop Inn " cocktail lounge and plays " Just call me angle in the morning " on the juke box over and over.She likes a man in uniform like jail clothes or a Barny outfit.

[peekaloo]

13. That's funny! "Sitting next to one of those insect electric chairs,

her skin gleaming blue every time a fly died."


:D

[48pan]

12. Badly Glued Fake Thumbnail - UGH! n/t

[BiggJawn]

43. She ran out of thumbnails, had to use another finger...

How absolutely low-class.
I think I did her mom 25 years ago one night when I was drunk...

[Lone_Star_Dem]

14. That's just plain NASTY!

She should be a hit at the ball!

[lpbk2713]

17. Noelle Bush will be there helping with the evening's entertainment.

As long as Daddy Jeb doesn't find out.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. This really would be fun to go to and see how those assclown

act in "formal" public venues.

Do we really think that any freep owns a tux? Isn't a tux an east coast liberal thing? Could that be why they felt the need to say "black tie, but cowboy boots and jeans are okay, too"?

[immoderate]

30. 'Scuse me, those are DRESS jeans!

--IMM

[Rabrrrrrr]

45. Whoops! Sorry there, cowboy! Would you like the valet to park

your Cowboy-like Ford Bronco? I'll have him do some ahootin' and ahollerin' while he parks it, sure dang 'nuff, if it pleases you, sir. Perhaps I could also suggest the formal spittoon for this evening's "shindig" instead of the potted palm, please, sir. Thank you.

[NightTrain]

24. Maybe some of these folks will attend....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2236060&mesg_id=2248771

[Liberal Veteran]

27. Yeah, but she cleans up real nice....See?

[Solly Mack]

31. You leave Divine alone!

Divine is well...Divine!

:)

[EstimatedProphet]

33. So it's "black tie", huh?

I didn't know they made tuxedo overalls...

[Lone_Star_Dem]

35. sure 'nuff. Cousin Billy got the contract

...air brushing on the faux tux fronts. They look mighty sharp, too!

[kodi]

39. i am quite sure that somewhere there is a glory hole with her name on it

i never knew that colors came in such colors either.

[da_chimperor]

46. They're having Huckabee at their party? HAHAHAHAHA!

The same guy who though Canada's Parliament building was an igloo. It was WAYYYYY back in the top ten no. 29

http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/01/p/top10_2001_29.html