Sannum
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Mon Dec-20-04 01:45 AM
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Are the Oompa Loompa's enslaved against their will? |
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Or are they paid a wage of some sort? Were they created by Wonka just for the reason for being slaves, or do they actually enjoy thir lives?
These questiions were never answered in the movie:P.
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Lucky Luciano
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Mon Dec-20-04 01:49 AM
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1. Hey - you got my tag line! |
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Mon Dec-20-04 01:51 AM
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3. I added it a while ago |
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Weeks ago in fact---you copied me:P
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Lucky Luciano
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Mon Dec-20-04 01:54 AM
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we probably both put it on our profiles on November 3rd. A math professor's door at my school had a big piece of paper with that quote written on it and I immediately made it my tag line. It is perfect!
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Mon Dec-20-04 01:51 AM
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2. They were enslaved in accordance to their will |
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Judging from the story Wonka told
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Mon Dec-20-04 01:54 AM
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he rescued them so they work for him
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Mon Dec-20-04 01:58 AM
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7. Now I'm seeing visions! |
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Oompa Loompa detainment camps at Gitmo... Oompa Loompa sweat shops at Hersheytown, USA... Oompa Loompas, despite their appearance, without Green cards... Willy Wonka indicted with Bernie Kerik on failure to pay FICA tax on employees... The seedy underbelly of Wonda's Oompa Loompa Pornography site...
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Mon Dec-20-04 01:56 AM
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6. Don't worry, they're union |
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Mon Dec-20-04 02:22 AM
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8. ... and as an Oompa Loompa, your career opportunities are limited. |
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Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 02:23 AM by ronzo
Let's not get into that.
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Mon Dec-20-04 02:27 AM
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Mon Dec-20-04 02:31 AM
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10. They were developing WMD and had to be "Liberated" |
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They had biological weapons trailers and aluminum tubes. We have the satellite photos. Honest.
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