Candidates for President you probably didn't know about

[Zuni]

Among the unsuccessful 2004 write-in presidential candidates (according to a November report on NJ.com): Jack Grimes of Maryland, who admires the leadership methodology of Saddam Hussein but would rely on telepathy and astrology to make tough presidential decisions; Sterling Allan of Utah, who alphabetized and then numbered every word in the Bible and said that the codes he produced told him to return the United States to the gold standard, among other insights; and Randy Crow of North Carolina, who says that despite a government-implanted chip in his brain, his administration would crush the "Omega Agency," which steals from people, which staged the Sept. 11 attacks, and which may have the ability to vaporize everyone.

[GOPBasher]

1. LMAO! That last one had me rolling! "Omega Agency."

[Zuni]

4. he has a chip implanted in his brain

I can't imagine he didn't win. The Omega Agency is a hot button issue and polling shows 75% are on his side

[GOPBasher]

5. LOL

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. And they say WE should be wearing tin-foil hats!

Sounds to me like these guys are up for them!

[Zuni]

3. I wish I had voted for one of these guys

The first guy is great

[tjwmason]

6. I gather that there was even a candidate called Bush

He claimed that he had made America safer over the past four years, that the invasion of Iraq was going well, that the economy was a power-house, and that he didn't have a box taped to his back during the presidential debate.

Goodness, the wackos that democracy throws up...