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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:28 PM
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I was SO proud of myself yesterday
I finally pushed my keyboard away, and made myself clean my dining room.

It's full of mirrors, and it took me quite a while to clean them.

I moved furniture and plants around, in anticipation of steam cleaning the carpet (which I planned to do today).

Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning to the dining room FULL OF FUCKING SHREDDED SHOP TOWELS!!!!!!

And what was left remaining on the roll was chock full of bite marks and holes.

As I was surveying the damage, two of the cats peeped around the corner and ran off and hid under the bed.

Asshole cats. I shall plot my revenge.

Now is the time to release the robotic Richard Simmons.
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:30 PM
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1. They love Paper....
I also once had a pair of foam-like flip flops that turned into a holey mess:P

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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:35 PM
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2. lovely kitties...
put plastic up on the sun porch windows just to have the cat rip it to shreds...maybe he saw his reflection and decided to get the other cat? Will never know
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:35 PM
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3. Just like the time I walked into the bathroom to find it covered in tissue
They had shredded 6 jumbo rolls of Charmin. One of the guilty parties had passed out in a drift of 'snow' against the hamper.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:39 PM
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4. LOLOLOL
One of the guilty parties had passed out in a drift of 'snow' against the hamper.

Just picturing that is making me laugh like crazy :D
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:46 PM
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6. Made me laugh, too.
I really wanted to be mad, but I lost it when I saw him all snuggled in. :)
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:48 PM
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7. I'm almost afraid of what will greet me when I get home today
:D
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 03:40 PM
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5. I had to laugh
sorry, I can only imagine how you must have felt after all that work but the thought of the guilty parties hiding under the bed just reminds me of so many times mine have done the same except they are big dogs and their butts always stick out. They think they have gotten away with it and they think you can't find them, it is just so cute. Still, all that work. Still, you gotta love them.
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