I wonder how Fundies explain bonobos?

[dolo amber]

I mean, they engage in homosexual sex all the time...but are animals and thus don't have all that messy *free will* and such...surely GOD made them that way, no? :shrug:

[IronLionZion]

1. liberal elitists forced them to do it because they hate America

it's homosexual indoctrination or some shit like that. I think fundies are the real missing link. :P

[JVS]

2. I know the answer to this

Animals eat their own feces and often their young as well, they are not role models for human beings.

[brainshrub]

6. But... but... my dung looks so tasty!

You mean I shouldn't eat it?

Quick, we need to pass a constitutional amendment defining food as: "Nothing that comes out the anus."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Well, there goes the eggnog. Bummer. (nt)

[Joe Power]

16. Amendment

Oh man, I think I just peed myself.

[brainshrub]

11. Then why did Jesus look to flowers and birds

and point out how God provides for them, yet the simplest flower is better dressed than Solomon.

[JVS]

15. You have to make a case relating that quote to acting like an animal

I'm not sure that you have your bible knowledge down pat

[brainshrub]

3. Bonobos are Satan's tool.

The devil created them to mislead mankind.

You think I'm kidding, don't you?

[Bertha Venation]

4. Easy: They are ANIMALS! You are a HUMAN BEING!

You can reason! You can CHOOSE what is RIGHT!

:eyes:

[dolo amber]

5. But again, they AREN'T

Thus, the only rational explaination is that that is how GOD wants them to behave...right? :D

[TrogL]

8. Man's sinful nature has spread to animals

They weren't doing it before people showed up.

(hint: prove otherwise)

[Zuni]

9. it all started during the Clinton administration

it is called trickle down immorality

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. they think we make this stuff up

did you ever watch Samantha Bee on the daily show with the gay penguins?

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. They would just equate homosexuals with monkeys.

That's their solution for everything.

[tjwmason]

13. I wonder how Fundies explain

No more needed. Fundies don't explain. If it confuses you, then God put it there to test our faith. Any more questions, and it's off to the burning stake.

[Maddy McCall]

14. I used the bonobos in my class to argue with a fundie student who...

said that homosexuality is a choice that can be changed, and that "homos" are going to hell.

Such narrow-minded people.

[leftofthedial]

17. Clinton did it

see? easy.