What's the funniest word you know of?

[Deja Q]

For some reason, every time I hear the word "hooker", I end up rolling on the floor laughing. (Usually when Bender says it...)

[amandae]

1. Brew-ha-ha makes me giggle ...

I don't know why :).

[Joe Power]

2. Kumquat

[AngryAmish]

3. underpants

[stranger_with_candy]

4. Dingleberry

[Midlodemocrat]

7. That is so funny

because I almost called my kids teacher Mrs. Dingleberry, when it is something like Dayton. And, then when I found out the definition, it was even funnier.

[BurtWorm]

5. Should we rule out Yiddish words?

Cause they'd win hands down. Schmeggegge. Schmendrik. Yutz. Unless you include hip hop words like fashizzle too, but you probably don't want to include them either.

[Shrubhater]

6. Do you mean

Bender, from the TV series, Futrama?

[Deja Q]

15. Yep!

:D

[NYC]

8. Hornswoggle.

I love that word.

[johnnie]

9. Shat

[brainshrub]

10. Sperm.

I don't know why, but I always giggle when I hear it.

I must be immature.

[Left Is Write]

11. Fisticuffs

[Rick Myers]

12. phlegm (or variants!)

[Texasgal]

13. Fart.....

Just the word....

[cruadin]

14. I always laugh when somebody calls it "flatulence." n/t

[Richardo]

16. Hat

Carlin did a piece on that a long time ago and ever since I've considered this a very funny word. (A bra called 'I Can't Believe It's a Hat!")

[FizzFuzz]

28. and asshat, that one cracks me up. n/t

[TNDemo]

17. Witzelsucht.

I know a few.

[Nye Bevan]

18. Uranus

[aQuArius]

19. Vagina..... It just sounds wierd, oh well

[Quetzal]

20. Funbags

*British Accent*

Do you want to play with my funbags

[babylonsister]

21. Phlegm.

Interesting spelling, too.

[u4ic]

22. Filibuster

[skygazer]

23. Smegma

I just think that's the funniest word ever. Even before I knew what it meant, I thought it was funny.

[TlalocW]

24. I like saying

Schweppervesence (sp?). I'm not even sure it's a real word or not. I also like slap-happy and calling people Slappy or Sparky.

I think it was Radio-Free Vestibule that had a comedy skit of some guy on a street corner asking questions to others around him, and he would always use fun-sounding words. It eventually turned into a song with the various words as the rhythm.

"Excuse me sir... I notice that you're not wearing any galoshes."
"Uh, no... I'm not actually."
"I'm wearing MY galoshes. You know the Eskimos don't wear galoshes."
"They, uh, don't?"
"Noooo... They wear MUKLUKS!"
"Ah."
"MUUUUK-LUKKKKKS!"
"Right! Mukluks!"

Etc.

TlalocW

[AntiFascist]

25. crapulent

there's that word again...I'm going to have to quit drinking.

[MasonJar]

26. anti-disestablishmentarianism -- its so wonderfully long.

[Shrubhater]

30. What does that word mean?

:shrug:

[VOX]

27. Gnur.

Gnur: Lint found in the bottom of a pocket; often mixed with loose change.

I kid you not.

[FizzFuzz]

29. skink.

skink
a dink a dink
a dink a dink
a dink a dooooooo

[Bitter Betty]

31. Banal

Especially when you say it with a mock European accent, "OMG, that's so bahgnaaaaal" and I mean no offense to Europeans, I just like their accents. Imitation is a sincere form of flattery, ya know?

[Feathered Fish]

32. Dink, poopoo - or just shortened to poop.

Oh, the maturity level.... :D

[kiki]

33. Balls.

[TufNeck]

34. penis

that name just isn't right

[MrSlayer]

35. Fish

I don't know why. It also has to be pronounced right.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

36. "Doodie" always makes me giggle.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

37. pumpernickel

Maybe not the funniest word, but the first word that came to my mind when I saw this thread.

[Merrick]

38. Squirrel - as in "That dude got stabbed by a squirrel"

[ThoughtCriminal]

39. Weasels

As in: "Bubba opened the door and discovered that the cabin was infested with WEASELS".

Infested is pretty good too.

[Bullwinkle925]

40. This one always gets me.....

The question "Uranus" on Jeopardy!!!!!

[steely]

41. Sphincter

heh heh

[fluffernutter]

42. fucktard.