Bad Little Boy ;:o(

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Just imagine, as you read this, Ray Stevens' voice with a little boy tang to it. :D

Bad Little Boy
Ray Stevens

Thanksgiving is all over
An' my dad put up the tree
Looks like a Merry Chrismas
For everyone...
But Me

'Cause I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas
Not even one little toy
They say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas
'Cause I been a bad little boy.

My Mommy screamed when she found my pet gerbil
In my little baby sister's basinette.
They say my little baby sister has a soft spot in her head
But I haven't found it...
Yet.

An' Dad yelled just 'cause I took the ridin' mower
For a li'l trip down to the candy store
An' my big brother Rhett
BOY! Did he get upset
When I told Mom 'bout the magazines in his bottom drawer

So
I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas
An' las Chrismas, I was everybody's pride and joy
But they say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas
'Cause I've been a bad little boy.

I was hopin' I might get a chemistry set
Or a motorcycle or somethin' like that
But that's before I used Rhett's model rocket set
An' made an astronaut out a Miss Wilcox Cat

Stupid Cat!

If he had just held on tight like I told him
I wouldn't had to super glue his little paws to the rocket
Yeah
If he'd a just been still like I told him
He wouldn't a flown the rocket off course
And he wouldn't a landed in Butch the Bulldog's backyard

Stupid Cat!
But did the CAT get in Trouble?
NOOOO!

I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas
An' las Chrismas, I was everybody's pride and joy
But they say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas
'Cause I've been a bad little boy.

Oh!
My Grandma had to go to the hospital
Yeah, but don't worry, She's not really sick.
She just had a little trouble walking for a while
After I showed her my power ranger kick.

So, I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas
Not from Mom or Dad or Rhett or Grandma
They all say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas

But
They don't know my Grandpa!
My Grandpa 'ill get me anything I want, I bet
Boy will be boys! That's what Grandpa says
"Lighten up, Bill! He's just a little kid!"
My Grandpa calls my Dad "BILL"

I just hope my Grandpa doesn't find out
Who took his Great Big Bertha golf clubs, though.
It's true what they say about the Great Big Bertha
I can hit a rock further with a Great Big Bertha
Than with any of my Dad's golf clubs.
That rock just goes and goes

One rock went through Miss Wilcox window
Wish it had hit that STUPID Cat
I hate that cat