Please send me your good dishes.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

I kicked my no-good-piece-of-shit boyfriend outta my house and I am living off of Dixie cups and Styrofoam plates. Help a sista' out?? :shrug:

[AlCzervik]

1. some nice stoneware coming your way!!!!

:) :) my Sistah!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

6. Thanks. Styrofoam isn't holding up well in dishwasher!

:yourock:

[JimmyJazz]

2. Nothing but the best for you, darling:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

5. Perfect!

That will work wonderfully with my Garanimals dining room decor!

[JimmyJazz]

7. And your underoos?

:P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

10. No underoos here. I do have some SuperGirl undies of which I am

quite fond. Far cry form underoos, though :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

18. Oh cool - and here I am stuck with lacy matching sets - damn!

no wonder I never get any :P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

19. They give me magical superhuman powers of which I cannot discuss here.

Couple them with my Wonder Woman braclet, and WATCH OUT world!

[JimmyJazz]

20. Yes - but do you have the Eagle corsette? If you do, I'm all yours!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

22. It's on my Christmas list...

I hope, I hope!!

[JimmyJazz]

23. Oooohhh - did you sit on Santa's lap and ask for one?

If so, I'm pretty sure he'd oblige! Either that or he got really excited and forgot what you asked for!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

26. I have no hope with Santa. That whole naughty/nice thing is not

working in my favor.

[short bus president]

24. Don't you remember, sweetie?

The wonder woman bracelets give people power over HER...

:P

[frictionlessO]

3. right on now we have you all to ourselves!!!

mwaahahaahahaha...er ..hahahaha!

you shouldnt eat the styrofoam plates but I guess dixie cups are ok. Do you microave them or boil??

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

8. I prefer them on the grill. Sweet Baby Rays makes ANYTHING taste

like ribs!!

[frictionlessO]

25. now youre eating sugar coated babies named Ray!??

What the fuck did that boyfriend of yours do to you?? You poor starving thing...

Come here and let your buddy Fric make it all better for you. Im a gourmand and can make you any kind of food you'd like... as long as you agree to some simple rules/benefits that we'll talk over once you get here!

Ok??

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

27. Can you make tomatoballs?

Are you someplace warm? It's bitterly cold here and I'd likely agree to any damn rule to get a little taste of the other side of 60.

[Nikia]

4. I have a $12 set still in a box

They are very colorful and from Family Dollar. I was going to give them to my sister last year for Christmas, but her apartment building isn't very good with packages actually getting to her. I still have them. I haven't used them because they were supposed to be a gift.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

9. You are a sweetheart!

Thank you... this is a copycat thread. Though partially true. I booted him and he took all the kitchenware. I so have 4 stoneware plates and we're getting by! :hi:

[short bus president]

11. heh - I can send you my ex's set

she left 'em here awhile back.

;-)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

12. Are they as cool as JimmyJazz's?

hmm??

[short bus president]

15. Well, no.

Fine then. Dish skeet shooting it is.

:P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

16. How else will you get your marksmenship skills all buffed out?

I mean, seriuosly?

[short bus president]

17. Heh...

keeping the squirrels off my friggin' apple tree this spring! Two years in a row the little bastards have gotten every damn apple before any of 'em could grow. Not this year, you furry little shits! This year it's squirrel and apple stew! Served up on paper plates after I blast the ex's dishes. Hrm...

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

21. You just bring that squirrel n' apple stew up here and we'll slap it down

on some of the fine stoneware/china that my swell DU pals are sending my way!

[donheld]

13. Will this do?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

14. Sweet, perfect. Can I throw them at my ex??