Ultimate DC outsider for President in 2008:

[CarbonDate]

My dad. His resume?

* Four years, United States Navy. Electrician.
* Electrician in the private sector for the past thirty years.
* Cubmaster, 1985-86

Favors:

* Strictly held bed-times.
* Corporal punishment for lying.
* Reading at bed-time.
* Camping.
* Christmas observed regardless of financial situation.
* Balanced budget.
* Strong defense against bullies.

Opposes:

* Being a bully.
* Dogs peeing on the carpet.
* Noisy children.
* Schools who belittle their students.

My dad's pretty smart, but doesn't have a lot of (okay, any) government experience. But unlike CERTAIN people, my dad actually IS a millworker, so that has to count for something. And I think we can all agree with his position on dogs peeing on the carpet, so that's common ground with the Republicans. Besides, he can appoint a crack cabinet that (unlike the Chimp) he'll actually listen to.

And I'd probably be Secretary of State. So that kicks ass.

[Catchawave]

1. He's alot more qualified than *

I'd vote for him! What a nice tribute:)

[democracyindanger]

2. How tall is he?`

Gotta be sorta tall. Say, 6 feet or higher. And no facial hair.

[CarbonDate]

4. 6'1"

And he shaved off his beard about ten years ago after wearing one for over twenty. So he should be good to go.

[roguevalley]

3. As of now, my vote is in play. :-D