Bouncy Ball
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Mon Dec-20-04 09:50 PM
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Alright, which one of you crazy DUers did this??? |
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I was driving on I-35 tonight (in north Texas) and found myself behind a large tanker truck. On the back, in HUGE letters written in the dirt on the tank were these words:
VOTE BIATCH!
Then lower down:
DU
I laughed so hard. It had Illinois plates. WHO did it? LOL!
And in other news, I met up with some friends for coffee tonight and one of them was the friend of a friend. I had never met him before and a few of us were griping about bush and I apparently said some really liberal things (imagine that) and this guy looked all disgusted and said "You sound like some kinda LIBERAL." I looked at him and said "THANK YOU, I am!" in a really happy voice (because I honestly do consider that a compliment!). He said "I didn't mean it as a compliment" and I said "Well that's the way I took it!" with a big grin on my face (the others around me were chuckling as they are liberals, too). He sort of snarled and I said "In fact, would you call me a liberal again? Please?" He started to walk away and I yelled out "WAIT! I didn't give you your hug! Everyone who calls me liberal gets a hug!" He muttered something under his breath and walked over to a distant table.
I can't post this in GD for fear of being raked over the coals for not taking that opportunity to plumb the depths of his psyche so that I could frame the debate correctly on how I should feel at being called a liberal (slight sarcasm there).
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Mon Dec-20-04 09:52 PM
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Bouncy Ball
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Mon Dec-20-04 09:55 PM
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(Thanks for what, by the way?)
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Mon Dec-20-04 09:56 PM
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- the part about the hug was great ! I wish I could have been there to see it.
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Mon Dec-20-04 09:55 PM
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2. I'll have to remember the hug thing. |
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Mon Dec-20-04 09:55 PM
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5. Me too. What a great way to cap it off. |
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Mon Dec-20-04 09:57 PM
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9. Oh I've been saying (and doing) the hug thing for a while. |
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And I was serious about it, anyone who calls me a liberal gets a GREAT BIG BOUNCY BALL BEAR HUG!
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Mon Dec-20-04 09:55 PM
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I've been using the "thank you" response for about a year now. The expression on the face is priceless, isn't it? Wish I could have been a fly on the wall.
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Mon Dec-20-04 09:56 PM
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6. It sure pisses them off! |
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I guess I'm supposed to act all hurt or be so upset at being called liberal that I immediately pull out two hand guns and start posing for pictures with them, while waxing poetic about the death penalty.
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Mon Dec-20-04 09:56 PM
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You're such a ball buster!
Mad props to you!:toast:
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Bouncy Ball
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Mon Dec-20-04 09:58 PM
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I LOVE being called a ball buster! Call me that again!
No, no, call me a LIBERAL ball buster! Wait, does that sound like I bust liberals' balls? Ok, um, how about BALL BUSTIN' LIBERAL! Yeah, yeah, I need that on a damn bumpersticker!
"Ball-bustin' liberal"
I say if the bushbots are going to engage in all this faux horror about us, let's give them a REASON to.
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:02 PM
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12. What up, Ball Bustin' Liberal? |
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:03 PM
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15. God why didn't I choose that as my screen name? |
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Is anyone else out there thinking the same thing? What a great name that woulda been?
Hey bigwillq, are you a ball bustin liberal, too?
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:05 PM
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17. That is an awesome screen name! |
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I think of myself as a ball bustin' liberal.
But what I like even better is when someone can bust my balls back!
Are you married?!!:P
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:18 PM
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:03 PM
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14. Ball-bustin' liberal, hmmm. |
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I like it! That should make the freepers wet their pants. :)
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:04 PM
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16. If anyone put that on a bumper sticker |
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and sold it on a cafe press site or something, I swear I'd buy one.
And I'd put it on my car. Oh my, what looks that would get here in Texas.
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:19 PM
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21. Well they could count on two sales |
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'Cause I want one, too! You're right, the looks would be priceless!
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:23 PM
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22. It's kinda cool that the idea was born here on DU. |
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I think I'll start a separate post and offer the idea up and I'll offer to be the first one to buy one.
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:39 PM
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23. Why wait? Create your own @ CafePress.com |
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:01 PM
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11. It wasn't me, but I think you are terrific and I wanted to give |
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you a hug - even if you are a really sneaky person and pried clashified information from me!
:loveya: :hug:
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:02 PM
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NO ONE CAN RESIST THE BOUNCY BALL!
I am a ball bustin liberal.
:hug:
But I'll just hug ya. You're a liberal too so I won't bust your balls!
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:11 PM
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18. ooooh - I'm a socialist, too - does that get me an extra hug? |
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:17 PM
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:40 PM
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It's priceless, it's funny...it's EFFECTIVE!
Thanks for a) carrying on and b) sharing.
Getting off the defensive without being disgustingly offensive is a marvelous tactic. :)
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Mon Dec-20-04 10:41 PM
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Thanks. It's my natural reaction, actually, as I hate to get into pissing contests (I will if I have to, but I hate the disgusting, need to take a shower feeling after getting into one).
:hi:
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Mon Dec-20-04 11:10 PM
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Youre on an absolute roll tonight!!!
So when do you get your own talkshow??
We can replace Ed Shultz with you on americaleft!! you rock!
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