Here's a 'W' we can all appreciate:

[Richardo]

Lennie Pike (Jonathan Winters): It's buried under a big W. Say, what is a big W?

J. Russell Finch (Milton Berle): Hey, did you see the way he went SAILING right out there?

Lennie Pike: Even businessmen, who rob and cheat and steal from people everyday, even they have to pay taxes.

Ding Bell (Mickey Rooney): So good luck and may the best man win!
Benjy Benjamin (Buddy Hackett): Except you lady, may you just drop dead!

Sylvester Marcus (Dick Shawn): I'm coming! That's what I'm here for. That's why you had me, Mama, to save you.

Tyler Fitzgerald (Jim Backus): Now I'm gonna make us some old fashioneds the old fashioned way - the way dear old Dad used to.
Benjy Benjamin: What if something happens?
Tyler Fitzgerald: What could happen to an old fashioned?

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. Woo, woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Culpepper: "BILLIE SUE LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!"
Mrs. Culpepper: "It's all your father's fault, dear."
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand:
"I said it before, and I'll say it again, 'I didn't want to move to California.'"

[keischin]

2. I love that film....

Buddy Hackett was great.

[Dhalgren]

3. "What is it with you Americans' obsession with bosoms?"