How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in light bulb

[Willy Lee]

None.



There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is improving every day.

Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort.



Why do you hate freedom?

[iconoclastic cat]

1. Or. "Why do you hate illumination?"

[Tafiti]

2. Perfect. n/t

[TlalocW]

3. No, no, no...

You don't flip the switch to turn on the light bulb you want but the light bulb you have.

TlalocW

[ClassWarrior]

4. Awesome.

:7

This one's going in my light bulb joke collection.

NGU.

[CO Liberal]

5. "It's Clinton's Fault The Light Burned Out!"

:-)

[underpants]

6. One

Condi she can do EVERYTHING!

[LuminousX]

7. One to break it...

One to declare the light broken, even though it isn't. One to break it while unscrewing it, another to break the replacement bulb as it is being put in, and at least three others to applaud the effort, declare that 'it was the best that could be done', and hand out medals to those involved.

[flvegan]

8. I don't know, but we better go bomb the hell out of

whatever country has a stockpile of them, as we obviously must obtain more of them. It'll be hard work, but we must liberate the light bulbs so that free elections can take place. Poland will help. We can't forget Poland.