I had a Sleestack nightmare last night!

[City of Mills]

While running away from Big Alice, I ducked into a cave. Well, it was more than a cave. It was a cavern, in which I discovered a small, narrow passageway. I walked for several miles, passing through the small gemstone-encrusted tunnel, when I came out to this open area with a lava pit in the middle. On the other side of the pit were a group of hissy, bugeyed sleestacks! They spotted me and began walking sideways toward me! Although they were moving slow, I appeared to move even slower, and as they gained on me I began screaming and then I woke up sweaty.

Whew!

[Jesus H. Christ]

1. Hey, what's that behind you?!

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. BOOOOO (hisssssssssssss)

[City of Mills]

3. BWAAAAAHHH!

Man I need therapy for that!

[KurtNYC]

4. was it during "a routine expedition"?

and following the "strangest earthquake ever known"?

[dr.strangelove]

6. I think you mean "Greatest" earthquake ever known.

Love them Krofts.

[KurtNYC]

7. Yes, although it was all pretty strange

You know you have been watching too much Sd & Marty Kroft when:
You often practice running down hills in slow motion while playing a flute so you can get it just right. (ldw)
Everytime your short friend comes over, you hide him, remarking, "If Zelda sees you, you're a goner!" (ldw)
You try to pay for your groceries with buttons. (ldw)
You think the movie "The Matrix" is showing at a Pylon near you. (bwf)
Each time you put on a hat, you ask, "How's that for a topper?" (dkc)
You see Puff Daddy and shout, "That's not Pufnstuf!" (sww)
You get upset because your local sheriff doesn't have the hots for your housekeeper. (sww)
Pink insects are strangely erotic to you. (ldw)
You moan, "Electragroovy!" during sex. (ldw)
You've built a wood shack in your backyard in hopes that a sea monster will show up to live in it. (sww)
When your lover dumps you, you break into song. (ldw)
Whenever you're in trouble, you yell, "Mongo, MONGO!" (sww)
You look into the sky at night and wonder where the other two moons have gone. (ksk)
You buy a red dune buggy just to drive around and catch crooks. (sww)
You start to wonder how that oak tree in the backyard would look with a headband and hippie beads. (bwf)
You buy all your cars from Way Out Wheeler. (ldw)

http://krofft.dementedstuff.com/tmkrofft.html

[dr.strangelove]

8. I LOVE IT

Thanks for that link. I live and die by the Kroft code. (Actually there is no Kroft code, but maybe I should make one up).

Thanks again.

[AlCzervik]

5. Did you get a follow up by Isis and Shazaam?

[Debi]

9. Will...help me Will

Holly shut up and go get the water before nightfall...