So, what did you all get Agent Mike for Christmas this year?

[matcom]

i decided to help him out and be practicle this time so i got him some new night vision goggles so he could spy on me better than he has been doing this past year.

*psst Mike! when you unwrap them and use them for the first time, my computer is in the addition on the first floor. that's where i'll be doing all my 'subversive' work* ;)

so DU! SHOW AGENT MIKE SOME LOVE! what did YOU get him for Jebus's Birthday?

[redqueen]

1. Nothing... I feel so bad now.

Hey Agent Mike... I do have some nudie pics of me if you're into that sort of thing...

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Only my undying love.

:loveya:

[matcom]

4. that isn't good enough

last time you got him that he got splinters

[benburch]

3. I'm getting a new piece of encryption software...

because I know he likes puzzles!

[Guaranteed]

6. LOL nt

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. A Studded Kevlar Jockstrap...

To go with his chaps. Government-issue chaps, of course.

[Guaranteed]

8. Hee hee two words:

Nipple cuffs. :evilgrin:

[0007]

7. No money this Christmas!!

Hard enough to get money to eat. I gave Grandchild a $25 gift certificate from Barnes and Nobles. And that's it baby.

Agent Dave takes care of my area!

[meegbear]

9. The Junior Homeland Security Fun Kit!

[sundog]

10. pictures of me in compromising positions

should he get fired... in case he wants to blackmail me down the road

[redqueen]

11. Hey!

Why haven't you posted those?

*sulk*

[sundog]

13. I did

but they were just generating too much controversy on the alternate site... bd was getting complaints :P

[redqueen]

14. Liar!

Tease!

I'm telling bella you're holding out on her! :P

[Cuban_Liberal]

12. A secret agent decoder ring.

It's also a bottle opener and toothpick.

[Tikki]

15. "The Bfundie Oration" series on CD...

With a little post note attached to remind him to pay special attention to disc Two.."Don't You Go By Rote".

Here he will learn new strategies on how to meet his required daily quota for using such phrases as "everything changed after 911" and "I have concerns about what you might have said" in a new and exciting way and with just the Right inflection.


Tikki

[guitar man]

16. a Colt .45 auto

No wait, that's what I got for myself, a .45 automatic. Agent Mike, make a mental note for yourself. I'm your worst nightmare, a LIBERAL WITH A GUN!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[Blue-Jay]

17. Idiots! "Agent Mike" is fictitious construct.

signed,

Agent Citizen Mike

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. A diesel-powered cement pronged fully automatic high speed anal raper

Hope he likes it - I got it in blue!

[MikeG]

19. How do you know his name is Mike?

[graywarrior]

20. A bus ticket to the Rapture

[matcom]

21. kick for the morning crowd

[catmandu57]

22. It's christmas?????FUCK

Why didn't someone tell me, fuck me running.

[underpants]

23. Two things

[matcom]

24. WOW!

that's from EYETaly!!