Ms Uly is asking for help from DUers.

[ulysses]

She has a right wing brother and is wanting to make a good-natured but pointed political sweatshirt for him for Christmas. Any ideas what to put on it?

[redqueen]

1. Jesus was a liberal?

:shrug:

[short bus president]

2. I like the "fubar" takeoff on the "fubu" label

personally.

[Blue-Jay]

3. Here's an idea:

"Wanted: one replacement scapegoat. It's not the fault of a single penis anymore."

[proud patriot]

4. Here's a couple of ideas one is a little harsher than the other

"Don't blame Christ for the actions of those
who call themselves Christians"

and

Jesus said "blessed are the PEACEMAKERS"
Not the warmongers , silly

[proud patriot]

5. oh I just thought of another one

"Help I'm looking for a camel to
fit through the eye of this needle"
with a littler picture of a neddle

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God

[ulysses]

15. I'm not sure he'd accept the reference.

Good idea, though.

[LoZoccolo]

7. Does she want the shirt to complement or confront his views?

I have a conservative friend, and I always thought it would be funny to get him the shirt that looks like a Che one but it has Reagan on it instead:

http://www.thoseshirts.com/reaganplain.html

I actually think this is pretty clever, for conservative humor.

[curse10]

8. "I voted for Bush and all I got was this lousy war"

:P

[necso]

9. The Buck Stops Here.

[buddhamama]

10. ......

not exactly "political" but funny as hell

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. --Homer Simpson :D

[ulysses]

13. heh!

Perfect for him! :)

[buddhamama]

11. more

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.
--Galatians 5:22-23

As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master This expresses my idea of democracy.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
--Benjamin Franklin

[DaveinMD]

12. how about

get the fu-- out of my house

[MidwestMomma]

14. How about...

On the front

If you hug my elephant...(with a GOP elephant picture)

On the back

I'll kiss your ass! (with a Dem donkey picture)

Does he have a sense of humor???

[StopTheMorans]

16. send her here: www.saintclinton.com

I'm actually wearing mine right now :D

[ulysses]

17. thanks, y'all

It's always touchy when politics get brought up at her mom's.

[BurtWorm]

18. "Blame me, I voted for Bush."

or

"I voted for Bush and all I got was this lousy debt for my children."

or

"I voted for Bush and all I got was this lousy war."

[Rocinante]

19. I remember seeing this somewhere

not sure if it was on DU.

Republicans-Building A Bridge To The 19th Century

[Karenina]

20. WHAT YOU SEE

IS WHAT YOU GET.

[blondeatlast]

21. For her:

I voted for Kerry--you'll thank me soon enough!

For him: I can't help it, I LIKE Kool-Ade.

[JimmyJazz]

22. Jesus is coming...

look busy.

[Oddly Stevenson]

23. How about....

W Won, Jesus Wept

Whose votes would Jesus count?

George W. Bush: Lowering our standards since 2001.

My name is Diebold, and I approved this election.