'Twas The Night Before E-day (Parody on 'Twas the night before christmas)

[Shrubhater]

Twas the night before E-day in 2004
Not a creature was moving, not even a boar
The canidates were nervous while in thier beds
While visons of victory danced in thier heads
And Teresa in her night gown, and Kerry with bleach
Were using thier brains preparing a speech
When out in D.C there arose such a noise
Kerry sprang from his desk tward the sound of toys
Away from the lamp he flew like a flash
tore open the door, and ran out to dash
When what to Kerry's eyes should appear
But a mini computer, and the president with cheer
The moon on the breast of the capital, D.C.,
Gave the arora of cheat to the president with glee
With a little old smile, so sneaky with tricks
Kerry knew in a second it must be Bush with the kicks
More rapid than airplanes his machine it hacked
All the votes from the 'chines that count votes by the stacks
Now Utah, Now Maine, Now SD and Missuri!
On Kansas, on Georgia, On NC and New Jersey!
To the top of the prim's to the top of the vote,
I'll be in D.C. when it's time to gloat!

[Shrubhater]

1. Well?

Won't someone reply?

[Shrubhater]

2. Hello?

[NightTrain]

3. Did you write that yourself?

It's very good!