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Tue Dec-21-04 07:00 PM
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| Poll question: Santa Claus: DUer or Freeper? |
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:03 PM
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| 1. If Santa were a Freeper... |
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he'd tell kids to go out and mow some lawns to pay for their own damn presents. No free ride from me, Ho Ho Ho.
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:04 PM
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| 2. Definitely DUer....................... |
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a freeper would NEVER give anything away, naughty or nice. They're selfish morons, "everyone should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and get their OWN damn gifts." "I got mine, you get yours."
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:09 PM
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| 6. just saw an article in the paper saying retailers notice more people |
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buying for themselves this year.
interesting
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:05 PM
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The root is certainly about giving others and helping the needy; today's incarnation can be a capitalistic pig, preaching at temples of consumption.
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:08 PM
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| 5. How does he treat his elves? |
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Do they get breaks?
Does he have a diverse work force?
Is his North Pole workplace environmentally friendly?
Does he beat Mrs. Claus?
Need to know.
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:27 PM
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We definitely need more information. Also: can he prove that he has severed all ties to the catholic church?
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Tue Dec-21-04 08:26 PM
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| 10. Are his elves working in a union shop? |
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Tue Dec-21-04 08:30 PM
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Tue Dec-21-04 08:46 PM
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:05 PM
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| 4. a DUer: he's obviously promiscuous b/c he's always talking about hos, and |
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he's very generous to boot. freepers are scared of sex, and are selfish, coldhearted bastards.
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Tue Dec-21-04 08:23 PM
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He loves red, has a collective, ruler for life and he has an intelligence network that makes the KGB look like a bunch of amateurs.
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Tue Dec-21-04 08:28 PM
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| 11. graaaaaaaahahahaha@kgb |
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Tue Dec-21-04 08:25 PM
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| 9. Santa doesn't deliver presents to the red states (aka Dumbfuckistan). |
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Tue Dec-21-04 08:31 PM
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| 13. Dumb question. Freeper Santa would have shot his reindeer months ago |
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Tue Dec-21-04 08:33 PM
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He's in league with not only corporate america, but every other retail outlet in the world, and he didn't NEED the patriot act pre-9/11 to find out who was naughty & nice! Not to mention, he's red. *cough*REDSTATE*cough*
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