Ladyhawk
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:09 PM
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The tasteless joke thread. |
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Q. What did Santa Claus say when he saw Laura Bush, Condoleeza Rice and Ann Coulter?
A. Ho, ho, ho!
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NightTrain
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:11 PM
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1. Q: What's green and eats nuts? |
RumpusCat
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:16 PM
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Ten dead babies in a trash can.
What's grosser?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
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Joe Power
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:19 PM
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3. What's grosser than a pile of dead babies? |
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The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out.
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Joe Power
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:20 PM
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4. What do you call 5 lepers in a jacuzzi? |
Zomby Woof
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:38 PM
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5. Did you hear about Michael Jackson and the Boy Scouts? |
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He's down to one pack a day.
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CO Liberal
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Tue Dec-21-04 07:51 PM
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6. Why Do Very Few People Use The Number 288? |
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Because it's two gross.
:-)
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