The best men don't date!

[HEyHEY]

Chime in my odd brethren!

[sundog]

1. hear hear!

:7

[johnnie]

2. Umm yeah..yeah

That's why I don't date.

[HEyHEY]

3. Quiet you fool!

You don't want to give us away!

[sundog]

6. dude...

when you're a gigolo, it's not a date... it's a JOB :P

[johnnie]

10. Oh yeah....sorry

Yeah..real men don't date!

[TheMightyFavog]

4. Amen to that....

Let's go have a whiskey.

[Maestro]

5. Hahahaha!

In high school I was so incredibly shy I "dated" this girl for six months and never once even pecked her on the cheek. Yeah, I didn't date much because I was scared of girls.

[HEyHEY]

7. "Was" shit man I still am - they're evil....just look at their eyes~!

er wait not her's...I think I'm in love

[Maestro]

9. Watch out!

One false move and she'd twist your arm behind your body and snap it two!

[StopTheMorans]

8. i agree, the best men don't have to resort to dates

;)

[short bus president]

11. Indeedily, neighborino!

Dating is bad, m'kay?

[HEyHEY]

12. Dating leads to marriage...and ear earaches

[short bus president]

13. No, dating doesn't lead to marriage.

Proposing leads to marriage. Dating leads to spending uncomfortable time in weird places that are not at all conducive to conversations such as might enable a person to get to know another person, then trying to figure out at the end of the night if you're noncommunicative time in the "club" or whatnot has been mutually enjoyable, so that you can find out if yer even gonna get a kiss from the stranger you've been shouting at the past several hours. What a stupid ritual.

[JimmyJazz]

19. As opposed to meeting them, how?

:shrug: - this ought to be good!

[short bus president]

20. the phrase "with a ten foot pole" comes readily to mind.

:P

[HEyHEY]

22. A guy at works says - You don't pay hookers for the sex...

You pay them cause they leave right after

[HEyHEY]

21. Outside of the Library

Or maybe near the sea... coming off a fishboat.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

23. not to mention

"headaches"

[chaska]

14. What is this, the He-man woman haters club?

[HEyHEY]

15. Well at first I woulda said no - but since you put it that way ..yeah

Now get outta the clubhouse before we begin yelling "Show us your tits" and ordering sandwiches.

Edit+ Hey..you're not a woman... why are you starting a fight on their behalf?

[chaska]

16. You have to axe? I like, and covet, them.

[HEyHEY]

17. Woman-lover~!

[chaska]

18. Sigh...

Oh my, the mammeri... I mean memories.

[sundog]

24. Shall we bang on our chests for a while?

[HEyHEY]

25. Yes...and soem howling

[Hotler]

26. I like women...

Finding one that is centered and grounded is rare.

[ragin_acadian]

28. yep,

women are like snakes, bears, and preachers,

fun to watch, but danger, danger, danger.

[Merrick]

27. I tend to agree

dating blows.

[Dukkha]

29. I only into carbon dating now

proud member of the He-Man Women Haters Club

[Kire]

30. every time I try, it just goes all wrong

so, yeah, if that means I'm a best man, then sure, I'll accept that

[Lilith Velkor]

31. Who has time?

What say we just smoke some dope, fuck, then I'll see you around sometime, mmmmk?

(You wouldn't believe how often this works. Then again, maybe you would.)

[Borgnine]

32. I hear that!

It's been a year and a half since I've been a date, and as each day passes, I only become a better man!

...so lonely.

[snoochie]

33. Some of the responses on this thread are frightening.

If I ever find myself single again, I think I might just stick with other women.