I, too, have a bizarre desire.

[NightTrain]

It involves Salma Hayek, a Caesar's Palace cocktail waitress uniform, a vat of mayonnaise, and several bespectacled South Dakotans, all but one of them named "Sid."

[democracyindanger]

1. I don't think you can fit in a waitress uniform

But maybe that's what the mayonnaise is fer...

[Skink]

2. Are you from South dakata?

[NightTrain]

5. No, but I play one on TV.

[Doctor_J]

3. I've had that one!

without the uniform, mayo, or SD'ans

[Bronco69]

4. Those Caesar's Palace cocktail waitress uniforms

are pretty short. Make sure you're wearing underwear. :-)

[Placebo]

6. "Mayonnaise"

Is that what the kids are calling the white, warm & gooey stuff these days?

:bounce:

[meganmonkey]

7. Oh no. Oh, eeewwwww.

Especially since he said 'vat'.

[Placebo]

9. We're talking GALLONS.

O8)

[livinginphotographs]

8. Anything involving Salma Hayek

is fine with me.