How To Make A Tequila Christmas Cake :-)

[KittyWampus]

Tequila Christmas Cake

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 pint lemon juice

2 large eggs

1 pound nuts

1 bottle tequila

2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try

another cup... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried

fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.

Mix on the burner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers

just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink -- washtever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

Cherry Mistmas!

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. ROFLMAO! Thats too funny!