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thedailyshow Donating Member (695 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:14 AM
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My fucking back is in agony
I hate wrapping Christmas presents on the floor or at the table, because my back starts hurting. Not to mention that earlier I'd gone shopping and had walked a few blocks back to my house with two heavy bags full of presents.

I truly can't wait until Christmas is over. Bah humbug!
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Lone Pawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:16 AM
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1. If you tell it to stop fucking, it might feel better.
Fucking can be strenuous.
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thedailyshow Donating Member (695 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:17 AM
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3. that it can be, plus the nail scratches really hurt
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Mark H Donating Member (98 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:41 AM
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6. "Fucking can be strenuous."
When I first hurt my back the doctor said that fucking is good for the lower back. Bastard wouldn't write me a prescription for it though.
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:17 AM
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2. put ice in it, honey. :)
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thedailyshow Donating Member (695 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:18 AM
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4. I can't put ice in my back but I can put it on my back
I'm no honey, just a jackass.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 01:21 AM
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5. Gift bags at the Dollar Store!
That's my solution.

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