hey . . . there's a little "rumpologist" in all of us, no? . . .

[OneBlueSky]

Psychic TV `rumpologist' becomes huge hit on Spanish-language TV
By Ihosvani Rodriguez
Sentinel-Sun
December 20, 2004

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/miami/sfl-dpsychicdec20,0,6570000.story?coll=sfla-news-miami

(snip)

Using bamboo sticks dipped in scented oil and crystals -- though they may appear like garden pebbles to the untrained eye, Miranda assures they are "crystals specially imported from the Orient" -- the butt oracle traces every line, curvature, dimple and imperfection of a person's posterior. He does this, of course, with a straight face.

"The left cheek is the cheek of the future," Miranda said. "The right cheek is the cheek of the present. Your love life, your money, your career, everything is there. It's no different than reading a palm or someone's eyes."

Miranda is quite serious about his craft.

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http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/miami/sfl-dpsychicdec20,0,6570000.story?coll=sfla-news-miami

[jeff30997]

1. I thought that a rumpologist was...

Somebody who specialized in Rumsfeld...Apparently I was right.