This is the weirdest story from my town, I've seen so far.

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Honest, this is just so screwy.

Accused Grave Raider Won't Face Federal Charges
Boyfriend's Cremated Remains Dug Up, Removed

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. -- A woman accused of digging up and taking her boyfriend's cremated remains more than a decade ago -- and drinking the beer that had been buried with them -- won't face federal charges, a prosecutor says.

Sheboygan County District Attorney Joe De Cecco said Karen Stolzmann, 44, due to appear in Circuit Court Wednesday, faces only a misdemeanor charge of possession of stolen property, punishable by up to nine months in jail and a $10,000 fine.

Stolzmann has been accused of digging up the remains of Michael Hendrickson from the Cambria Cemetery in Columbia County and drinking the beer that also had been buried, possibly out of spite for his family.

http://www.themilwaukeechannel.com/news/4015899/detail.html

[huellewig]

1. My lawyer is going to be busy in the morning.

My funeral arrangements are going to way cooler now that I want my ashes placed inside the beer can.

And that is fucking psycho!! Not my wishes, but the story.

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2. Or will you be IN the beer cooler?

:D

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3. Was this the beer that made Milwaukee famous?

(I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. I'll slither back under my rock now.):evilgrin: