New career for Matcom!

[Archae]

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December 20, 2004. Rump reading (aka rumpology) threatens to replace the chupacabra as the number one item of interest among viewers of the raunchy late-night talk show La Cosa Nostra on Spanish-language WJAN-TV Channel 41 in south Florida. Jose Miranda, a 53-year-old Little Havana soothsayer and self-proclaimed rumpologist, has become the hit of the show, much to the irritation of some of the local psychics.

"I can't imagine anyone wasting their time and money on someone like this when there are so many legitimate psychics out there," said Sheree Silver, a local spiritual leader.

Miranda learned his trade from Jaqueline Stallone, rumpologist to the stars, who seem to have re-invented rump reading while changing son Sylvester's diaper. She says the ancient Greeks and Romans read rumps to learn about fidelity and potential talent. (No comment.)

"The left cheek is the cheek of the future," Miranda said. "The right cheek is the cheek of the present. Your love life, your money, your career, everything is there. It's no different than reading a palm or someone's eyes."

True enough.

http://skepdic.com/refuge/funk42.html#rumps

[jeff30997]

1. Legitimate psychics ?

Wow that's what I call a good example of an oxymoron.

[Archae]

2. Yeah, talk about...

Really making an ass of themselves...:D

[jeff30997]

3. Hehehe.

[matcom]

4. "NEW" Career?

:D

i INVENTED rumpology!!

but these amateurs only READ the rumps! i must work by "FEEL"!!

i can grab a female rump, "study" it, and tell her EXACTLY what she will be doing for the next 30 minutes!! :P

its a gift. i know.

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