Impotence pill stick up

[LincolnMcGrath]

RIO DE JANEIRO: Six pistol-toting Brazilian men appeared to have more than cash on their minds when they robbed a drug store in Rio de Janeiro.

"They specifically demanded that we give them anti-impotence drugs. These drugs and the money was what interested them," Ailton de Souza, the drugstore manager, told Reuters on Tuesday.

On Sunday night, the robbers opened the vault with a blow torch and fled with an equivalent of about $7000 in cash and cheques, as well as more than 100 boxes containing 400 pills worth about $2600 – enough for a two-month sex marathon for each of the six robbers.

"They were pretty indiscriminate about the brands," the manager said, explaining that the men took packages of Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3136590a4560,00.html

[underpants]

1. For some reason I suspect Rush is involved

:bounce:

[LincolnMcGrath]

2. Talent on loan from Gaaawwd.......

Woody courtesy of cialis...

[eyesroll]

3. One of my former students held up a pharmacy for Viagra.

I used to teach in Racine, WI, and when I read this story a few years ago, I immediately knew it was one of my former students.

He was only 20 or so, and I assumed he held up the pharmacy in order to sell the drugs on the secondary market.

Nope. According to the news reports, he walked in there and tried to buy some, because he'd sustained an injury that made performance difficult. The pharmacist explained that it was prescription-only, and gave him a list of local doctors specializing in his particular problem. He left.

Instead of coming back with a script, he came back with a gun.

Six years jail, six years probation after that. He's probably still locked up.

[corksean]

4. I suspect they may be hardened criminals....

[LincolnMcGrath]

5. ROTF

Ha Ha Very good one.