Personally, I Blame Gay Men For Women Being So Self-Conscious

[THUNDER HANDS]

Gay men run the fashion industry and pick the waif thin models to show off their clothes and set the standards for beauty.

This, in turn, gets regular or normal sized women to think they're fat and go on diets and work out and go to health clubs - which are usually run by.... you guessed it - gay men!

Its all an evil gay conspiracy to make women depressed and drive straight men nuts from having to deal with them and comfort them and tell them that they're not fat.

All the while gay men dance (or is it...prance) happily into the night, content knowing that they are the only one's on the planet happy with their bodies.

Meanwhile women are miserable. Straight men are going slowly insane. Gay women are left perched on the outside like vultures waiting to swoop in and pick off vulnerable straight women who don't think men will like them anymore and want to try lesbianism.

Straight men will give up all hope of ever finding a woman not obsessed with her body and go over and bat for the other team, thereby increasing the numbers in the gay community tenfold.

If you ever wondered what the gay agenda is. That, my friends, is the secret uncovered plot.

;)

[matcom]

1. and here i thought they were just trying to hoard all the toasters!

:D

[henslee]

2. Such a simple plan, yet so perfect. Those diabolical gays.

[meegbear]

3. BWAH-HAHAHA!!

Well you're seemed to stumble on our little plan. Now, I'm afraid, you'll have to die!!

Let's get him girls!!

[davidinalameda]

4. okay

I wanted the food processor-not the toaster

[henslee]

5. I know a girl that freaks out and I always ask "when was the last time she

ate. She tells me she had coffee this morning. i just smile. Moods swings totally related to not eating.

[jonnyblitz]

6. LMFAO

You must have been undercover at one of our secret meetings!!!!that was funny!!! :thumbsup:

[buddhamama]

7. lol

brilliant :thumbsup:

[TrogL]

8. I confess

I used to be 6'0" 137 pounds. I've rocketed up to 155 lbs over the last five years.

Straight men hate me

[Skittles]

9. how about those g.d. DRAG QUEENS?

LORD they make some of us hopeless REAL WOMEN look BAD. :o

[MsAnthropy]

10. Well that explains EVERYTHING!

LOL, best post of the day!

[Modem Butterfly]

11. We've bagged on Xians, Dems, Women, Men, now Gays in the Lounge Today

Who's next, the disabled?

:)

[Left Is Write]

12. Let's see, we could get...

..."chicks" who wear glasses, "dudes" with buck teeth, redheads (and we might as well get the blondes too; you know, they're too dumb to respond), blue collar workers, white collar workers... who else?

[Modem Butterfly]

13. Oooh! I know

Recovering gambling addicts who've given up coffee because they're now Mormon Xians but can't seem to stop buying scratch off lottery tickets from stores that don't allow Salvation Army bellringers.

[buddhamama]

15. lmao

:D

[frictionlessO]

17. no dont mess with the redheads, otherwise Ill raise an army

to smite you! I kneel at the altar of redheadedness!!;-) :spank:

[Left Is Write]

18. Oh, don't be angry. I mentioned blondes, didn't I?

And I happen to BE a blonde. Not only a blonde, but o' them there "chicks" who wears glasses.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. yet no gay man has ever implied i am fat

several straight men and women have...

[amazona]

16. on second thought i'll erase my smart remark NT

But I'm not convinced that ANYONE is happy with their body.

[CatWoman]

19. LOLOLOLOLOL

Jason -- you've topped yourself.

This is too fucking funny!!!!

[dean_dem]

20. I thought the gay men in the fashion industry...

...we're actually a race of Subterranean Crab People bent on overthrowing the human race and regaining control of the surface...


...or maybe I watch too much South Park.