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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:32 AM
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You think you're god's gift. You are a liar.
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.


Discuss.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:33 AM
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1. Well, I didn't want you to piss on me anyway
So, nyah nyah nyah!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:35 AM
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5. Some People Might Be Into That... Ya Never Know.
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:34 AM
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2. I would.
But I piss gasoline.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:34 AM
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3. I didn't know they stacked shit that high nt
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okieinpain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:35 AM
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4. I hope you're not offended, but we're all god's gift. even the repugs.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:35 AM
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6. Oh yeah? Well, I'd piss on you....IF I pissed gasoline.
:shrug:

Just seemed like the thing to say.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:35 AM
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7. I am Gods gift to the female race
I am what every woman wants and how every man wants to be. discuss with me why not!!
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:36 AM
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8. Thanks for not pissing on me, I'd hate to have to re-douse myself in gas
You know how expensive it is.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:37 AM
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9. Man, that's harsh
I'd piss on YOU... :(
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:38 AM
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10. Hmm....
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:40 AM
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11. Don't forget her hair.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:40 AM
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12. That's my Robert, always peeing on people.
:D
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:41 AM
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13. here you go
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:41 AM
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14. Then I want my fifty dollars back
n/t
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:42 AM
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15. Mickety Mack this, Vanilla Ice that
Markey Mark this, pretending that he's black
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:43 AM
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16. Hear no bullshit, see no bullshit, say no bullshit....
DIS 'EM!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:46 AM
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18. This song, you have to stop, look, and listen
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:48 AM
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20. Thank you!
Jeez. Bout time.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:44 AM
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17. I'm Modest, So I Don't Think So, But Everyone Else Does
What can I say, I'm just that good...:shrug:
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 11:47 AM
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19. anyone could possibly just be
God's ultimate gag gift. . .ya never know.

Maybe God has a fantastic sense of humor.
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