FR thread of the day: Ann Coulter is Hot (really)

[Zuni]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1306739/posts

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. *uhnnnn*

:puke:

[NurseLefty]

30. Dude looks like a lady!

Please guys, if you think this is hot, explain. I am mystified.

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[njdemocrat106]

38. Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

Hey Ann, that orifice in the center of your face is called your "mouth"; you put stuff called "food" into it. Try eating something, ANYTHING, because I know how difficult anorexia nervosa is.

[Left Is Write]

45. Whenever I see this picture, I wonder

how far down her fingertips touch when her arm is at her sides.

Knees, maybe?

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

52. Her arms lack fat and muscle.

She looks sickly. If she was thin, but healthy and fit we would be able to see some muscle tone on her arms. I agree, she does look anorexic.

[Sandpiper]

2. If you're into anorexic women with big adam's apples

Then yeah, she's pretty hot.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Don't forget the deep voice.. n/t

[Zuni]

11. and man hands

[texastoast]

34. And saggy, baggy underarms

No excuse!

:puke:

[FarLeftRage]

3. When did they finally learn

how to post pictures?

BTW, what an UGLY website...

[Zuni]

15. Rimjob collects soooo much money to keep up that site

but they don't have half the quality or the features that DU has

Just like the 175$ tickets for the 'Inagural Ball" featuring rail drinks, the money probably goes right into Rimjobs bank account

[AlCzervik]

4. well i guess if you never leave your mom's basement and see an actual

woman....

[gnofg]

5. Heterosexual

I prefer women to transexuals

[BuelahWitch]

6. Is she going thru "the change"? n/t

[jjmalonejr]

7. That place makes my stomach turn

Stay away.

[argyl]

8. Coulter is The One? A photo is required? What a bunch of whackers.

[mcscajun]

10. "Best" comment in the thread...

...worthy of one good laugh:

"Any mention of The One requires a photo..."


a) they have that rule
b) "The One" ???? omg

[Left Is Write]

46. Proof they've been brainwashed over there.

"The One" is bad enough...but wanting a photo badly enough to require it? Ew.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. ROFL @ this picture

Good god wtf is that?!?!?!

[progressoid]

17. O.M.G. my eyes!!! Please God make the pain stop!!!

[Not_Giving_Up]

20. Yep, and somebody responded

"Nice Beans"

That's almost as good as "fun bubbles"!

I needed a good laugh!

[Cush]

25. nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

make it stop!

[hickman1937]

26. This was photo shopped!

Someone airbrushed out her man bulge. There is no need for this kind of dishonesty. Put it back so we can see the real Mann.

[texastoast]

35. Aaaaiiiiieeeeeeeee!

I think I'm gonna hurl. Wait. I did that on my last post.

[Left Is Write]

44. Well, THAT is certainly not Ann Coulter's body.

[RUDUing2]

13. in some alternate universe I am sure that is true...not sure which one..

and know it isn't one I want to live in...but it probably does exist...

[progressoid]

14. Oh God, not again.

I check the freeptards out every few weeks and there is always something like this.

Scuse me a minute...

mmmrrggh...


:puke:


Ok, that's better.

[Straight Shooter]

16. War is peace, slavery is freedom, Coulter is "hot"

[Not_Giving_Up]

18. This is too funny

"She's got a very pretty face, a beautiful mind and a wonderful wit!!

But...Here thighs are as skinny as her calves and she's got man-hands. "

Another says that if she was their woman, they would feed her steak and potatoes.

[Left Is Write]

47. Wit? Half-wit, yes. Nitwit, yes. But just plain wit? Ann? No way.

[hickman1937]

57. come on really,

What do they have to compare to? Its all relative. Fancy Reagan, dolly(huge funbubbles)parton? The bottom feeder is a genius in their world. If you can ignore those pesky bulges(throat,crotch) he's kind of attract...no, sorry, I'm Irish and even I can't sell that.

[MadHound]

19. You know, it isn't the skinnyness that gets to me,

It isn't even the adams' apple or man hands. It is the look in her eyes, that look of mindless, soulless hate that radiates from her eyes that is the big turn off for me. It tells me that this woman's soul is black and withered, with no joy left, just bitterness and dispair. And one really has to wonder why she is full of such hate. She has everything she could possibly need or want. Or is it that she is just that much of a sociopath? Judging from her ranting, I think that must be the case, Ann the sociopath.

[DinahMoeHum]

21. Larry Flynt (Hustler) has called Coulter a "Fag Hag". . .

and says she has a thing for gay men. Well, Lawd knows how many men she's slept with.

:evilfrown:

[rqstnnlitnmnt]

27. what a skank

They only hang out with her because she does a KILLER "I Touch Myself" at drag shows.



Imagine their surprise when they realize she doesn't have a penis (er...) "I thought it was a wig!!" Me too, honey. Me too. (And it probably is.)

[DinahMoeHum]

42. Welcome to DU, friend.

Have a virtual drink/smoke in the Lounge.

:beer::smoke:

[progressoid]

22. Here's a freaky thing - She says she's a Dead Head

She was on a VH1 program and said that she goes for the music.

[hickman1937]

23. I clicked on this thread because I thought she died

Get back to me when she does. I'll say a prayer for her soul, but I doubt it will help.

[rqstnnlitnmnt]

24. and this just proves

that freepers really religiously repressed closet cases.


SHE'S A MAN.


And if she wasn't such a bile-spewing airhead and I didn't hate her with every ounce of my being, I'd say she was tending towards being stylishly fabulous (and I'm gay so I know how they think.) Another reason why i believe the above claim.


Meanwhile, who ever saw a thread on DU "WHOSE HOTTER LAURA FLANDERS OR KATRINA VANDEN HEUVEL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" (sic)

They might as well just title it: "Excuse me cathartically attempt to strengthen my belief that I am not queer."

[Not_Giving_Up]

28. These people truly frighten me

:kick:

[MonkeyFunk]

29. Bleh.

I wouldn't <you know what> her with a rented <you know what>.

Nasty-looking & dumb as a brick. The perfect mouthpiece for conservative nutbars.

[personman]

58. That's exactly what I was thinking

when I saw the title of this thread. Although I was having a hard time deciding between rented and stolen.

[sniffa]

31. ann is neo

i knew it!!!!

she's the one

[Not_Giving_Up]

32. ROTFLMAO

Why in the world would you make it a rule to have her pic in any thread where she is mentioned? These people either need medication, or (if they are already medicated), the dosage should be adjusted!

[Not_Giving_Up]

33. MAYBE these threads (Freeper, not ours) should be sent to

the MSM...Look what little freaks the freepers are! They're supposed to be wholesome little christians!

[jukes]

36. i care *nothing* about her appearance

she has an ugly, ugly mind; that's what i detest her for.

[dean_dem]

37. I can see why the Freepers would find her attractive....

Think about it:
1. She has teeth. Probably all of them.
2. She has probably bathed sometime this week.
3. She doesn't have the sloping forehead or drool on the lower lip that is so characteristic of the typical Freeper-ette.
4. She's the only female that would give them the time of day.
5. She's a complete whackjob.

[NewJeffCT]

39. now, if they said Malkin was hot...

If they said Michelle Malkin was hot, I'd have to agree. Even though it's in the "evil demonic temptress" hot mold. But, Malkin might not be white enough for them.

Coulter, in my opinion, could be a good double for Nosferatu.

[norml]

40. I'll say it again, Ann Coulter, and Laura Ingraham are closet lesbians!

This never married, no children, into womens sports, gay man dating, family values spouting duo don't fool me. Their pretending that they have any heterosexual feeling what so ever, with words like, "Be still my beating heart!", are laughable. More laughable than their pretending to be Dead Heads.

[txaslftist]

41. yeah, she's hot...

Right up until she opens her mouth or looks at you, then you realize that she would be comfortable running a concentration camp or eating human flesh.

[Left Is Write]

43. Well, as they say, there's no accounting for taste.

Everybody is "hot" to somebody.

And if the freepers want Ann....they can have her.

[Not_Giving_Up]

55. You really have to wonder about people who think she's hot

Of course, we don't wonder about freepers, we know!

[corksean]

48. Ann Coulter hot?? I wouldn't get up on her to look over a wall!!

[lpbk2713]

49. Is that not a scaley mass in its armpit?

I wonder how often it bathes?

[Lone Pawn]

50. Christ. She had to have been born Adam Coulter.

She looks like a man. She has man legs. She has a mannish face. She has man hands. She has a man voice. She has an adam's apple. She looks like a slender guy with anorexia and a small boob job. I swear to God, she looks like a man.

[bo44]

51. skank piece of shit just the way the warturds like 'em

Imagine kissing a skank reeking of vagina slime cigarettes, two buck chuck, latex and altoids. :puke:

[MrSlayer]

53. I don't think she's ugly, she's strangely proportioned though.

I can't get over the length of her wrists and hands, so strange.

[Not_Giving_Up]

54. Kick for the late nighters

:kick:

[FM Arouet666]

56. Her inner ugliness spoils her outward appearance.

Too much wine, what I am trying to convey is that I would sooner shave my dog and lather him up with vegetable oil for a night of raucous love making than even ponder a single lustful thought toward ugly Ann. Damn, my dog is looking good.:evilgrin: