ooh. I bet the WB station I'm watching is going to get hate mail

[Orangepeel]

They just ran a commercial with middle school kids singing,

"We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Happy Hanukkah,
We wish you a Joyous Kwanza
and a Wonderful New Year

Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin
We wish you a Happy Holidays
and a Wonderful New Year"


I thought it was nice, but I'll be RWers freak when they see it.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. I have NEVER been so offended

Where is Festivus?! I'm suing!!!!!!!!!!

[chicagojoe]

3. A Festivus For The Rest Of Us!!!!!

[Orangepeel]

5. hmmm....

We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Happy Hanukkah,
We wish you a Joyous Kwanza
and a Fine Fest-iv-us!

next year!

[Sandpiper]

2. What about Solstice?

I for one am appalled!

;)

[chicagojoe]

4. Because we are all god-less Birkenstock wearers.

We don't count.

[Orangepeel]

8. uh, oh! now we need two verses!

We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Happy Hanukkah,
We wish you a Joyous Kwanza
and a Wonderful New Year!

We wish you a Fine Festivus,
We wish you a Super Solistic,
We wish you a Happy Yuletide
and a Wonderful New Year!

:-)

The order of the verses can be randomly determined to ensure maximum fairness!

[Left Is Write]

9. They should add another verse.

[HEyHEY]

6. Tell me kwanza kwanza kwaaaaannnzzaaaaa!

Offended now?>

[Left Is Write]

7. Sounds nice to me.