Best curse words that aren't really curse words... (CAUTION - EXPLICIT)

[henslee]

Cockbag.
As in "you're a total cockbag".

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. I was always fond of my friends word, "fuckbag"

Although your 'cockbag' is good too.

[henslee]

5. wait, but fuckbag is already a bad word. doesnt count! nt

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Awww dammit!

x(

Well it doesn't matter brainshrub had the best one!

[brainshrub]

2. "Republican"

As in "You are such a Republican."

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. You win. n/t

[skygazer]

4. I'm kinda fond of peckerhead

It's a great insult and always makes me laugh.

[henslee]

7. Ah, you reminded me of a classic, "numb nuts"

[Lady Effingbroke]

8. sapsucker.

[yardwork]

9. penis breath

wait - maybe that is a bad word

[MonkeyFunk]

10. Ballcock

giggle.

[thom1102]

11. Douchbag...

I have always been partial to douchbag, although I had to try to spell it twice before I remembered how.

[progressoid]

12. Douch Bag

Awww, you beat me to it.

[ET Awful]

13. Asshat or perhaps penis wrinkle. n/t

[sakabatou]

14. You're grass

As in you're getting beaten or "smoked".

[flvegan]

15. Titmouse

[CO Liberal]

16. Pussy Willow

:-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. how about "Crapshat"?