Anyone one to analyze my dream from last night?

[RevolutionaryActs]

So ok, let me first say I very rarely remember my dreams and when I do it means they were involved and long, although I don't remember it all.

So ok last night I dreamed about John Kerry. I know that if you think about something before you go to sleep you'll dream about it, but I wasn't thinking about him last night I was on DU but I was here and his name was nowhere.

So ok in my dream he and I were somewhere, I don't know where, but we were like hanging out and it was really fun and he was so cool and we were like really good friends and having a great time, I think at one point I was sitting on his lap... or something.. (holy shit that sounds weird) and yeah then because I've been working for UPS so that somehow got throw into the mix, we were at this house and he was helping me pick up packages and stuff. Thats all I remember really, I also remember in the dream I like was in love with him, which I kinda am in really life.

So yeah I'm a freak right?

[MonkeyFunk]

1. I'd say that you have some form of an Electra complex.

Zzzo...Tell me about your parentzz.....

/kidding.

[Fiona]

2. hrmm....

sitting on his lap... in love.... "package"....

locking. no sex threads.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Solly Mack]

4. You were a Saint Bernard puppy. John Kerry was teaching you

how to rescue people.

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Oh yes... I see... it all becomes clear to me now......

[Solly Mack]

7. It's true, you know

You're loyal to Kerry and you love him...coupled with that romp in his lap. I elected not to put a sexual spin on it. :)

He was helping you with packages...so you could deliver them to people.

So you've been annointed the messiah to deliver the message to people.

How's that? Better? lol

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Wow! Thats a kick ass analyzes. I am the messiah.. NOW LISTEN TO ME

I want a turkey sandwich with mayo, lettuce and some cheddar cheese. On whole wheat bread if possible.. :P

[Solly Mack]

10. Sure...but first, climb up on this cross...it's just a photo-op...honest!

Woke up before that part of the dream, didn't you? :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. HEY!

Will I get my sammich when I get on the cross?

[Solly Mack]

13. Oh, here's your sammich...sans the cross

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. WOOOOOOOOT!

Mmmmm whole wheat..... :drool:

[noonwitch]

5. Seriously...

Some dreams have meaningful symbolism, deal with subconcious issues or have obvious meanings.
Some dreams are a bunch of re-hashed images played randomly by your mind as you sleep, have no particular significance and make no sense at all.

Yours sounds kind of like a mix of the two-there is some obvious meaning, because you admit that you have a crush on John Kerry. The UPS packaging stuff is random images from your daily activities. I see state government forms in my dreams sometimes-same thing.

[ScrewyRabbit]

9. I think all it means is that you strongly identify with

your liberal self. It's a source of comfort (best friends) and maybe even some excitement (the lap business could be innocent paternalism, or maybe kinda sexual...you tell me). This strong identification helps sustain you (doing your job).

How's that?

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Ooooh I like that, thats very nice!

:)

I don't think the sitting on the lap was sexual, I sit on my friends laps a lot.

From what I remember it was like I had a crush on him, but like he didn't know it, he was just my friend. You know?

[ScrewyRabbit]

15. Or it could just be that you have a crush on him : )

As Freud said, sometimes a pipe is just a pipe!

[scarlett1]

16. Was Kerry wearing a Red Suit and Beard

and you were at UPS picking up packages maybe you aren't weird just mixing Christmas and what you wanted for Christmas , a new President. Love, Admire or what ever you want to call it.