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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 05:15 PM
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My mom is so weird..
I just spilled on my UPS uniform and I took a wet wash cloth to clean it, and now I have this big damp stain on my leg. My mom tells me to use the hair dryer to dry so as I'm walking to bathroom she says to me, "yeah use the dryer and give yourself a blow job!" Then she starts cackling.

Lord she's weird. :eyes:
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 05:16 PM
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1. hah!
You have a cool mom, sounds like.

:)
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 05:17 PM
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2. LOL yeah she's silly, perverted at times, but you know.. that happens
:)
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 02:00 AM
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3. My mom would have died, dried up and blown away
before cracking a joke like that.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 02:02 AM
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4. Mine too
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